I was looking for different options...
A) Asked me if I knew anyone who offered pinball lessons for a low hourly rate that included shasta and deli meat.
B) Wanted to trade my service time in exchange for a pair of his used cowboy boots.
C) Offered to sell me a Baywatch in imamaculate condition.
D) Kept asking me if I knew of any pinsluts.
E) Insisted that with another Hulk movie coming out at some point in the future that this pin is going to be worth 8-10k when he goes to sell it.