Teaser: He called me at school today. Luckily it's the last day of school, so I answered it while I signed kids' yearbooks. He told me the machine is going in the guest house ("Go left down the driveway..."), and that the machine has been sitting in the box in the guest house driveway since it came from Texas. Yes, we had those torrential rains that washed out Montecito since then.
He says, "I hope you know what you're doing..."
I say, "We'll find out together, baby."
He says, "Harumph."
T Minus 3 hours.