I have punched down on the lock bar on more than one occasion. My go to word of choice when I lose it is, "Whore!" I don't know why I call my machines whores, but I do. I also slammed a Back to the Future machine through a wall. If I recall correctly, I screamed out the word whore very loudly that time. I stopped doing that when I got married and had children. They don't need to hear it. I will do it in my head though. The machines don't need to hear it either. They know what I am thinking.

Whenever I work on a machine, I always drop a screw, nut or bolt in, or on, the worst possible location. I usually can't reach it, or I can't find it. I can't leave it alone, because it could be in a position to short circuit something when I power the machine back on. Because this happens so frequently, I have stepped it up a notch and those times require me to mentally call my games, "F*CKIN WHORES"