Levi, I basically agree with you that dimplegate is much ado about nothing. But I also know that you own zero games, and it's pretty easy to troll people who spend thousands of dollars on a toy and want it to look nice. Those raised rings around the posts are a bigger deal than dimples, and can eventually shatter, leaving a mess that even a blind old location player might notice.
I was a location rat for years; I've been a collector for years. You have a point, I get it, but there's gotta be something more fun to do in NYC than troll middle-aged toy collectors.