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-Pinball Tournaments pay him to play in them
-He drew the backglass art for Fathom on a napkin and gave it to Greg Freres
-He completed unfinished code using a paper clip and a calculator
-It is rumored that his name is a call out on a pinball machine
-He holds the Hyperball World Record and only used one ball
He is,
LIONMAN
-His games always show up before he pre-orders them
-He once dated Elvira, Pamela Anderson and stole Pin Bot's Bride.
-Someone told him to put his balls in a tumbler, now someone has been missing for a year.
He is,
Lionman
-He has an extra ball
-He insists that playfields be waxed
-The term, "bump pass", came from a dance he invented in Rio
He is,
Lionman
-Arcade games try to emulate him
-His games only have real knockers, not fake ones
-When Lit, he is Special....actually, he is always Special
He is,
Lionman
-The Swedish Bikini Team asked him for one of his calendars
-It is rumored that the "Tilt" feature was added after he won pinball tournaments using only his hips and no flippers
He is,
Lionman
-Tempered Glass was invented after he broke several sheets "playing" coed pinball
-The above is also the reason up to 4 players were added to pins, he never "plays" by himself
He is,
Lionman
-Thankful for saving his life from a hostile Nigerian Pinball Scammer, Elton John performed the soundtrack for a Movie he starred in and won an Academy Award a Golden Globe and a Grammy.
He is,
Lionman
-When he shoots, he hits all targets
-He was slapped by the Queen when he asked her if she wanted to "pull the plunger"
He is,
Lionman
-Instead of an Ultrasonic Cleaner, he uses his tongue
-When asked if he prefers rubbers or super bands, he replies, "none"
-He once traveled overseas in a cargo container as an "import" and ended up in a bar
He is,
Lionman
-His dagger is always sharp and made of hardened steel
-When approached to do his own reality show, he refused stating that he would rather be the surprise guest on the last episode of "Survivorman".
He is,
Lionman
-Instead of Multi Ball, he prefers Multi Hole
-"Wizard Mode" is how the ladies describe the night they spent with him
-His sweat smells like Novus 1
He is,
Lionman
-He doesn't know the meaning of "Game Over"
-The Urban Legend about the "Chupacabra" came from a late night he had at Expo and Taco Bell.
He is,
Lionman
-His Dermatologist asks HIM for aging skin care advice
-It is rumored that a sex tape exists featuring him and Whoa Nellie, however, Pinside won't show it because it is too big and juicy
He is,
Lionman
-He goes to Halloween parties dressed as himself
-His extra credits earned him a college degree
He is,
Lionman
Quoted from Thor-NL:Since it's my birthday ....
Happy LIONMAN!! to me
-He never arrives at a conclusion. Conclusions come to him.
-The term, "shotgun", came from a night he filled a rifle with tequila and drank from it.
He is-
Lionman
-Predator asks him for hunting advice
-As a child, when his teacher said "the pen is mightier than the sword", he laughed and chopped his teacher's pen in half with fury.
He is-
Lionman
-When Maurizio Pollini's piano snapped a wire during the World Pianists Competition, he grabbed an 18 gauge twisted copper ground wire from the pinball at the bar next door and fixed Maurizio's piano allowing him to win the competition.
-He makes steel pinballs by crushing Iron Ore rocks with his bare hands
He is-
Lionman
-He can never play at Arcades because he only has Wholes not Quarters
-After a date with Pinbot, he asked her if he should call her in the morning or just "nudge" her
He is,
Lionman
3 weeks later
1 week later
He once brought electricity to a remote African Village by using the wire from a pop bumper coil.
-He is,
Lionman
-He was once carried by a girl named Dolly into a basement.
-His preferred method of travel is via Semi Truck,...the entire back of the trailer becomes his Party Zone with all of his friends
He is,
Lionman
2 weeks later
4 weeks later
-He once was brought back to life by a .50 cent part bought at a Radio Shack
-He is incredibly well grounded
He is-
Lionman
1 month later
-Late on Friday nights, you may hear Nellie yell, "Whoa Lionman!"
-He was recently seen picking raw meat from his K9's right after some DB asked him if he thought pinballs were a poor "investment".
He is-
Lionman
1 month later
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