There's plenty of big points on the left side of the game with the spinner and the roll overs up top which all can give an extra ball and some pretty big points. If anything is useless it's not the left side of the game, it's the multiball which has no real reward for getting it and it's damn hard to get. Avoiding the double captive ball is likely why you never found the game that much fun. I always light the flip save and pound away on that vaginal looking thing . The left drain has a pretty good chance of getting a well timed nudge save and you have a flip save on the right. Just avoid the straight down the middle drains and pound away until Embryon is spelled.

^^^ This ^^^

Lighting spinner and ripping plus lighting the roll overs can lead to big scores. This is half my focus during the game, when I am not trying to drop the targets on the upper right.

Agreed, multiball is pointless and I hope to see someone address this someday.

Lighting the upper left rollovers increases your bonus multiplier. The left side is still very important.

The game sounds great -- and it will make you a better player.
That's my #1 and #2 criteria.
-mof

Most of what's on the playfield has a purpose. Upper left has a worthwhile spinner and bonus x on the rollovers.

Upper right has the drops and 1k rollovers, plus the ball lock if you happen to light it. The lower right has the drop targets and captive ball to start multiball, which is rough.

Lower left drops and captive ball aren't terribly useful I guess, and the vagina in the middle of the playfield is a sucker shot

Only thing I'd change is double scores during multiball - that seems fair, for as hard as it is to start and as short as it generally lasts.

Ah, I always wanted the game to have an extra eject
on the left side, on top of the 3bank. You would have
to shoot the spinner to lock the ball. The left side does
have wasted real-estate when you think about it.
Maybe the center feature should have gone up and
down like the Zaccaria game Time Machine.