I went to Jury duty about ten years ago, waited around for several hours of nonsense reading about Chernobyl in some magazine. Some guy that looked like a drunk being charged with something drunk driving and other things, walks in with his lawyer and waves at all of us. The judge asked, ''does anyone here have something that they'd like to say before we proceed with selection?'' I paused, and was the only one to stick my hand up.
The judge called me up, and asked what the problem was, I said ''He looks like a drunk to me, he definitely looks guilty to me!'' the judge immediately said I was free to go. As I was walking out, the judge asked if anyone else had anything to say before they proceeded for selection, and a whole bunch of hands went up.
They've never summoned me back. Shrugs.
P.s, over parking? Get real, at least show up like a man and tell the judge to his face about his parking fees.