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Krull Rant!

By Iaintnobodydork

1 year ago

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#1 1 year ago

CRG

Iaintnobodydork

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I am officially pissed! Not only is it impossible to buy a Glaive(Greatest weapon of mankind), you can't even buy a T-shirt with an actual depiction of a true rendering of a Glaive. I guess I need to move to a different planet to buy something actually COOL! Planet earth SUCKS!

#2 1 year ago

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ForceFlow

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amazon.com link »

https://www.redbubble.com/people/synthoverlord/works/18139588-krull-the-glaive?p=t-shirt

https://www.twicethetees.com/view/27103/krull-glaive-cult-fantasy-movie-white-t-shirt

amazon.com link »

https://rottencotton.com/products/krull-gildan-soft-4-5-ounce-t-shirt

ebay.com link: itm

https://www.redbubble.com/people/r6568/works/36340425-krull?p=t-shirt

https://www.tostadora.com/web/krull/1806149

https://www.redbubble.com/people/zort70/works/14694975-the-prophecy-of-the-glaive?p=t-shirt

There's actually quite a surprising number of shirts...

#3 1 year ago

SPD

Atari_Daze

Spd

Houston, TX

4y 7,248 1 7

#4 1 year ago

CRG

Iaintnobodydork

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Mcdonough, GA

8y 209 20 17

Those are close to okay but this is the one I want. amazon.com link »

#5 1 year ago

CRG

Iaintnobodydork

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Mcdonough, GA

8y 209 20 17

Am I the only person that would pay stupid money for a glaive?

#6 1 year ago

COS

cosmokramer

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8y 7,291 1

OP
Quoted from Iaintnobodydork:
Am I the only person that would pay stupid money for a glaive?

Yes
Also the only one to bitch about it...

#7 1 year ago

epthegeek

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Muskego, WI

8y 6,950 7

I'm sure there are crafts-people on the internet that would make a glaive if you commissioned them. It would just be pricey as heck for quality output.

#8 1 year ago

CWB

Charliew65

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8y 870

Thanks alot ForceFlow, he was just about to move to a different planet!

#9 1 year ago

KDF

fisherdaman

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Waitsfield, VT

8y 1,449 2

How is it impossible to buy a Glaive? Just ask your local blacksmith and I'm sure he could make you one

#10 1 year ago

j_m_

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8y 6,722 1

OP
Quoted from Iaintnobodydork:
I am officially pissed! Not only is it impossible to buy a Glaive(Greatest weapon of mankind), you can't even buy a T-shirt with an actual depiction of a true rendering of a Glaive. I guess I need to move to a different planet to buy something actually COOL! Planet earth SUCKS!

whines that he cannot buy a t-shirt with an image of a glaive on it

OP
Quoted from Iaintnobodydork:
Those are close to okay but this is the one I want. amazon.com link »

then provides an amazon market link to purchase the exact t-shirt with an image of a glaive on it that he wants

edit:
apparently, t-shirt is no longer available however multiple props are on ebay

edit 2:
movie may have been great when I was 17 years old, but doesn't stand the test of time in my opinion

#11 1 year ago

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RandomGuyOffCL

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OP
Quoted from Iaintnobodydork:
Planet earth SUCKS!

You could have just asked nicely for a Krull pin with a motorized Glaive ball lock which launches balls furiously at the player.

#12 1 year ago

CRG

Iaintnobodydork

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Mcdonough, GA

8y 209 20 17

Ming please exterminate this pathetic planet!

#13 1 year ago

LTS

lancestorm

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Cincinnati, OH

9y 1,135 2

Dorks in thread alert. I can almost smell it too.

#14 1 year ago

CRG

Iaintnobodydork

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Mcdonough, GA

8y 209 20 17

Isn't it funny how once you make an ass of yourself all your prayers are answered.
ebay.com link: KRULL Glaive Blade Movie Props Replica Costume Cosplay Comic Con
I swear this wasn't there yesterday or any other time I've looked for it. Hopefully Ming wasn't listening.

#15 1 year ago

CRD

chad

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8y 9,475 5 5

That has a similair look to the human bone /tooth weapon in Jeepers Creepers.

#16 1 year ago

CRG

Iaintnobodydork

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Mcdonough, GA

8y 209 20 17

Quoted from chad:
That has a similair look to the human bone /tooth weapon in Jeepers Creepers.

Yeah that thing is super creepy. At that price I'm going to need one in every room for just in case scenarios.

#17 1 year ago

ROB

VectorGamer

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Harrisburg, PA

4y 574 3 24

Came in seeking discussion of the video game. Leaving disappointed.

#18 1 year ago

CRG

Iaintnobodydork

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Mcdonough, GA

8y 209 20 17

Quoted from RandomGuyOffCL:
You could have just asked nicely for a Krull pin with a motorized Glaive ball lock which launches balls furiously at the player.

How about a Judge Dread retheme? We'll have to hook up a nitrous bottle to the deadworld.

#19 1 year ago

KNT

Coindork

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Cave Creek, AZ

4y 3,075 51 68

OP
Quoted from Iaintnobodydork:
Isn't it funny how once you make an ass of yourself all your prayers are answered.
ebay.com link » Krull Glaive Blade Movie Props Replica Costume Cosplay Comic Con
I swear this wasn't there yesterday or any other time I've looked for it. Hopefully Ming wasn't listening.

Does this mean you're not leaving our planet?

#20 1 year ago

COS

cosmokramer

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8y 7,291 1

The Krull pinball machine is not that much fun either....

#21 1 year ago

CRG

Iaintnobodydork

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Mcdonough, GA

8y 209 20 17

Quoted from Coindork:
Does this mean you're not leaving our planet?

As long as my new GLAIVE comes in I will be sticking around and doing my part in brightening this Dumpster of a planet up.

#22 1 year ago

-V-

EchoVictor

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9y 1,557 26

Quoted from j_m_:
edit 2:
movie may have been great when I was 17 years old, but doesn't stand the test of time in my opinion

I'm not a fan of all the Hollywood remakes lately, but can you imagine a re-boot of this with good acting and current SFX?

I'd buy a ticket for that...

Later,
EV

#23 1 year ago

CRG

Iaintnobodydork

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Mcdonough, GA

8y 209 20 17

Torquil!!!

#24 1 year ago

TEB

homebrood

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Glenview, IL

14y 915 10 10

OP
Quoted from Iaintnobodydork:
I am officially pissed! Not only is it impossible to buy a Glaive(Greatest weapon of mankind), you can't even buy a T-shirt with an actual depiction of a true rendering of a Glaive. I guess I need to move to a different planet to buy something actually COOL! Planet earth SUCKS!

You call this a Rant? You need to do better this aint no Rant! Way too short and not annoying enough!!! LOL

#25 1 year ago

BRH

HoakyPoaky

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8y 2,531

OP
Quoted from Iaintnobodydork:
I am officially pissed! Not only is it impossible to buy a Glaive(Greatest weapon of mankind), you can't even buy a T-shirt with an actual depiction of a true rendering of a Glaive. I guess I need to move to a different planet to buy something actually COOL! Planet earth SUCKS!

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#RELLRULES

#26 1 year ago

CRD

chad

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8y 9,475 5 5

I will have to try and find a copy of Krull to watch. I don't think I've seen it...

#27 1 year ago

SMK

TheLaw

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Ann Arbor, MI

9y 35,555 18 30

Krull is an all timer.

#28 1 year ago

BUD

BudManPinFan

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Springfield, IL

4y 861

Quoted from TheLaw:
Krull is an all timer.

I think you forgot to add the word stinker to the end of that.

#29 1 year ago

PBP

PopBumperPete

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9y 3,387

CCG needs to remake this pinball machine

#30 1 year ago

CRG

Iaintnobodydork

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Mcdonough, GA

8y 209 20 17

Quoted from homebrood:
You call this a Rant? You need to do better this aint no Rant! Way too short and not annoying enough!!! LOL

Well you see I'm a peek and valley kind of guy and while yes earlier I was pissed that I couldn't buy a Glaive at just any corner drugstore, but now I'm less then two weeks away from being like one of 10 people in the world that has one. WINNING!!! Somebody pass me some tiger blood

#31 1 year ago

KNT

Coindork

Pinside member

Cave Creek, AZ

4y 3,075 51 68

OP
Quoted from Iaintnobodydork:
Well you see I'm a peek and valley kind of guy and while yes earlier I was pissed that I couldn't buy a Glaive at just any corner drugstore, but now I'm less then two weeks away from being like one of 10 people in the world that has one. WINNING!!! Somebody pass me some tiger blood

When you say less than 10 people in the world, are we talking Earth?

#32 1 year ago

CRG

Iaintnobodydork

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Mcdonough, GA

8y 209 20 17

probably more like universe but who's counting

#33 1 year ago

CRG

Iaintnobodydork

Pinside member

Mcdonough, GA

8y 209 20 17

Although, mine probably won't survive an attack by a kitten but it's going to look damn cool hanging on the wall.

#34 1 year ago

DIE

underlord

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11y 6,818 6 35

OP
Quoted from Iaintnobodydork:
Isn't it funny how once you make an ass of yourself all your prayers are answered.
ebay.com link » Krull Glaive Blade Movie Props Replica Costume Cosplay Comic Con
I swear this wasn't there yesterday or any other time I've looked for it. Hopefully Ming wasn't listening.

I’m gonna outbid ya. I don’t even want it.

#35 1 year ago

CRG

Iaintnobodydork

Pinside member

Mcdonough, GA

8y 209 20 17

Sorry, bought the cheesy plastic one. Buy it now huh

#36 1 year ago

GUL

pinsanity

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9y 1,488

Quoted from PopBumperPete:
CCG needs to remake this pinball machine

You could always get in contact with Homepin and tell him to put it on his whiteboard with the 40 other titles.

1 week later

#37 1 year ago

CRG

Iaintnobodydork

Pinside member

Mcdonough, GA

8y 209 20 17

Score, now if only I can find that fossilized mosquito with Swayze blood my life would be complete.

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#38 1 year ago

SDS

whthrs166

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Arvada, CO

7y 3,745 10

#39 1 year ago

BRH

HoakyPoaky

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8y 2,531

Nice score on the Glaive! The search is over.

But I'm more impressed with that Bills Flutie jersey on your wall! I still have mine

#40 1 year ago

CRD

chad

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8y 9,475 5 5

Nice score.

#41 1 year ago

FRX

Frax

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Dallas, TX

9y 15,102 2 9

Quoted from lancestorm:
Dorks in thread alert. I can almost smell it too.

You're posting on a dedicated pinball forum.

Hint: It's the entire bloody population here.

#42 1 year ago

CRG

Iaintnobodydork

Pinside member

Mcdonough, GA

8y 209 20 17

Quoted from HoakyPoaky:
Nice score on the Glaive! The search is over.
But I'm more impressed with that Bills Flutie jersey on your wall! I still have mine

As a bonus I only played one game with that jersey and it's got a blood stain on it.

#43 1 year ago

-V-

EchoVictor

Pinside member

9y 1,557 26

OK, Imma totally nerd out on you here....

Your Glaive has the blades backwards. Top edge of the blade (part with the curve) should mimic the curve of the individual spoke.

Krull Glaive (resized).JPG

Are the blades removable inserts? Or is each spoke a folding blade?

Later,
EV

#44 1 year ago

COS

cosmokramer

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8y 7,291 1

Quoted from EchoVictor:
OK, Imma totally nerd out on you here....
Your Glaive has the blades backwards. Top edge of the blade (part with the curve) should mimic the curve of the individual spoke.
[quoted image]
Are the blades removable inserts? Or is each spoke a folding blade?
Later,
EV

That plastic ones not even close...

#45 1 year ago

CRG

Iaintnobodydork

Pinside member

Mcdonough, GA

8y 209 20 17

Their removable and of course with a 50/50 chance I do it wrong. Thanks!

#46 1 year ago

MLV

Pinball-is-great

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Parks, LA

9y 4,814 3 102 2

Would it be considered piling on the dork, if I mentioned that he had a 33% chance of using the correct they're/there/their in his sentence, but messed it up

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