Quoted from beelzeboob:I have 5 grandchildren. One is an asshole. He's only two, but he comes up to my machines and pulls the key fobs clean off and drops them on the floor. Thinks it's hysterical. It's only going to get worse when he gets older. Today, it's a key fob. Tomorrow, a sharpie or peeled decals. And the parents don't seem to care.
Hey asshole! Guess what? Now I'm locking the door to the side of the house with all the toys. I love hearing him jiggle the locked doorknob.
And that's how I deal with kids.
Grandparent of the decade!