Beaverton, OR
Quoted from CryHavoc:I'm surprised to see people finally talking about a pinball tournament here. As we all know, there's never been a single thread about competitive pinball on pinside of all places, much less about a championship. Wild! I can't see why anyone actually cares though. After you've seen one tournament you've seen them all. Escher pushed some buttons. Keith pushed some buttons. Eric pushed some buttons. There was literally no difference. It's all button pushing. It's all the same. Context about the outcomes of those button presses doesn't matter and btw I'm hyper defensive about my friends. Michael Jordan's flu game was the same as any other and I don't know why people ever talked about it. Here's a few random pictures. No one really knows why we're talking about me now but let's keep it up. Here's another tournament coming up, but if anything weird happens you must agree that it's no different than everything in the history of the world, so if you want to talk about it I'll just talk over you until you stop. Speaking of me, it's about time we got back to that. Why yes, I did commentate the tournament. Absolutely nothing unusual happened and I killed it. No I don't want to talk about your thing, this thread is about me now. Besides, nothing happened anyway. Btw, Eric Stone won. I'll give you some context for why that matters even though context doesn't matter, him winning here is the same as if he won elsewhere if I follow myself correctly. Why are you still talking about the thread title, heres some more random pics to get this back on track.
Jesus. Christ.
Nobody cares.
