I ended up having to buy a new house for my machines. Well, the last house was actually too small for the wife and I, but I made damn sure we got something with a big ass basement for a lot of machines. It's a Cape Cod which apparently means story and a half. The 1st floor is a little over 2,200sq ft which, as you might have guessed, makes the basement a little over 2,200 sq ft.
Now I just have to get the damn thing done. I'm going on the 3 year mark, but I'm close.....really close. I just need to finish the flooring and buy some granite for the bar. I'd be done by now if I'd just stop buying more machines.