In the beginning was the plan.
And then came the assumptions.
And the assumptions were without form.
And the plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the Creditors.
And they spoke among themselves saying,
"It is a crock of shit and it stinketh."
And the creditors went unto Pinsiders and said,
"It is a pale of dung and none may abide the odor thereof."
And the Pinsiders went unto their lawyers and said,
"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."
And the Pinsiders went unto Pantasia, saying,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
And Pantasia spoke among themselves, saying to one another,
"It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong."
And the Pantasia went unto the customers, saying unto them,
"It promotes growth and is very powerful."
And the customers went unto their wives, saying unto them,
"The new plan will promote the growth and vigor of the company, with powerful effects."
And the wives looked upon the plan and saw that it was good.
And the plan became policy.
This is how divorce happens.