Last Valentine's day I took my wife out into town for a nice romantic evening; table in the corner, atmospheric lighting...then she looks at me and says "I fucking hate pinball".
Don't know why I bothered.
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Last Valentine's day I took my wife out into town for a nice romantic evening; table in the corner, atmospheric lighting...then she looks at me and says "I fucking hate pinball".
Don't know why I bothered.
Paddy goes into BAAA and asks "how much fer ya NOS Adams Family playfield?", "$1900 bucks" screamed Ricky..."fuck, Madder Mikey has dem advertised for $500 bucks" says Paddy. "Well go and fuckin' buy one from him then" raged Ricky..."I would but he doesn't have any left" said Paddy..."well" exploded Ricky "when we don't have any left ours are only $450 bucks"...Paddy scratches his head and says "right then ya c*nt, I'll come back when you don't fookin have any"...Ricky bans Paddy from his shop and blames Dougy for kicking the dog.
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