Im sure there are plenty! Need some more laughs on the forum! Here you go!
"Dear Lloyd, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs; The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep. Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home. So I hid in the garage behind my Pinball Machines and waited for her.
When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, while crouched behind my Game of Thrones, that I noticed a hairline crack in the back box hinge. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole hinge?"