CrazyLevi, we know you hate the hobbit, but ... you need to play the hobbit with:
1. A properly set up pitch (exactly 6.5 to 7.5 range)
2. In a controlled sound room with the exact sound settings (to avoid clipping, yet fully enjoy the audio)
3. Complete and total understanding of all the complex modes, locks, and ring functionality.
4. Appreciation for a fan layout on a pinball machine with heavy drop target usage
5. Love and appreciation of a LCD screen with enough instrumentation to make NASA engineers heads spin.
6. Tolkien and/or Peter Jackson film fan - to a fault
Then, and only then, can you appreciate that the machine is not floaty, slow, or boring.