I’m not sure but if a group of JJP fanboys hand you a cookie, DON’T EAT IT!!!

I watched an interview with Rob once where the interviewer asked “what makes a good rock concert”.
His response was three part:

1) Pyrotechnics
2) Scantily clad women
3) Giant monsters

My wife and I have seen him perform several times. And when I say perform, I mean perform because he puts on an absolutely amazing show.

You need to spot check your facts.
They are about as fucked up as a soup sandwich.

You can start by simply googling the number of albums Alice Cooper has sold.
I can assure you it’s more than Tears for Fears.
The dudes been putting out albums since the 70s.
It may not be catchy toons like “everybody wants to rule the world”, but the sheer longevity of his career and a quick google search with show this to be a certainty.

Dude, we get it.
You have a huge man crush on JJP and everything they do gives you a giant man boner.
No one is comparing Guns N Roses as a band to Rob Zombie or Alice Cooper or Tears for Fears (other than you).
No one gives a shit.