You do know the object of a pinball machine is to get those quarters out of your pocket as fast as it can while at the same time a great game is just one quarter away. Remember some states/counties still consider it a game of chance. (Operator advantage) This is what happens when pinball hobby people mix with pinball business people. Just let the pinball business people do their thing.
Believe it our not most are very good at it considering the budget, resources, and timeframe they work at.
Common sense warnings after 4 wacks to the head is interesting. You should spend an hour every day at a busy intersection yelling walk/don't walk to the folks passing by.