Quoted from beergut666:
My favorite thing is when someone comes over for the first time and says "So what do those things cost, like $800?"
Just answer “yes” or they will start telling you what else you can do with “that kind of money”. Hint: if you are not my financial advisor, I do not care what you think I should do with my money. I earned it and I will decide how to spend it, thank you.