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Is this for real? CL Pinball Lessons ad


By KenPin

3 years ago



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    #1 3 years ago

    CL
    tri-cities, WA > for sale > general for sale - by owner post [ account ]
    reply x prohibited[?] Posted: about 22 hours ago ◀ prev ▲ next ▶ print
    Pinball Lessons (Tri Cities)

    Hello my name is Tony and I am offering up my pinball experteese for $50 dollars a hour. I am currently ranked 147th domestically and 428th internationally and I will teach you any technique you need to master pinball. I will also teach you my patent pending breathing regimen. For $50 you get an hour of extreme coaching either at my place (no unaccompanied women due to past issues with a liar named Lori) where I have 6 top quality machines that work 100%. Or I can come to your place ($25) travel fee and help you master one of your games. If I host, I do offer a 10 minute break where I offer a sandwhich with your choice off 3 deli meats and american cheese with a Shasta brand soda. (the Coke products are for me) I am available everyday except Thursday when my mom and Ann come over to watch their programs that I record for them. Also sometimes Duane wants me to film him bench pressing in the game room, so that room is off limits at that time. Slots are filling up so email me soon. Thanks
    do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
    post id: 5331354007 posted: about 22 hours ago updated: about 9 hours ago email to friend ♥ best of [?]

    #2 3 years ago

    What?!?! We all know the lying unaccompanied woman is Patty J!!!

    #3 3 years ago

    Carl is back! And he's morphed into Tony!

    Where's Patty J?

    rd

    #5 3 years ago

    I don't like that they changed the names in the new ad, I like to believe Carl and patty j are infamous at this point.

    #6 3 years ago

    He better have some friken free Shasta at those prices

    #7 3 years ago

    Talk about deja vous...

    Link: kpr.craigslist.org link

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    #8 3 years ago

    Sign me up for two lessons! I'm a sucker for Shasta and deli meat.

    #9 3 years ago
    Quoted from KenPin:

    CL
    tri-cities, WA > for sale > general for sale - by owner post [ account ]
    reply x prohibited[?] Posted: about 22 hours ago ◀ prev ▲ next ▶ print
    Pinball Lessons (Tri Cities)
    Hello my name is Tony and I am offering up my pinball experteese for $50 dollars a hour. I am currently ranked 147th domestically and 428th internationally and I will teach you any technique you need to master pinball. I will also teach you my patent pending breathing regimen. For $50 you get an hour of extreme coaching either at my place (no unaccompanied women due to past issues with a liar named Lori) where I have 6 top quality machines that work 100%. Or I can come to your place ($25) travel fee and help you master one of your games. If I host, I do offer a 10 minute break where I offer a sandwhich with your choice off 3 deli meats and american cheese with a Shasta brand soda. (the Coke products are for me) I am available everyday except Thursday when my mom and Ann come over to watch their programs that I record for them. Also sometimes Duane wants me to film him bench pressing in the game room, so that room is off limits at that time. Slots are filling up so email me soon. Thanks
    do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
    post id: 5331354007 posted: about 22 hours ago updated: about 9 hours ago email to friend ♥ best of [?]

    This is a way better deal. Tony is ranked 147th domestically...Karl was only ranked 168th.

    #10 3 years ago

    Patty J better chime in here, havent see her around these parts in forever....

    #11 3 years ago
    Quoted from practicalsteve:

    Patty J better chime in here, havent see her around these parts in forever....

    At least Tony (Karl) seems to have gotten over his hatred for "miners" now, but on the down side he still has a deep seated resentment towards any unaccompanied women.

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    #12 3 years ago

    How much is the upgrade for Pepsi, I cant stand aspartame haha

    #13 3 years ago

    or is it BYOP lol

    #14 3 years ago

    this is great. I am so in the wrong business. Career change happening............now.

    #15 3 years ago

    Fuk it I'm in.... I love deli meat an Shasta

    #16 3 years ago

    Tony is Carl ve

    #18 3 years ago

    I just read this ad aloud to my wife and had to stop several times because we were laughing so hard. Of course, you do have to read it as if you are Tony saying it to get maximum effect. Someone should do a youtube fake video ad of this.

    #19 3 years ago

    Tony should run a Black Friday special.

    #20 3 years ago
    Quoted from KenPin:

    ..... I will also teach you my patent pending breathing regimen. ......

    Wish i was closer, learning a patent pending breathing regimen .... wow!!
    Normally when things start to happen, i choke, hold my breath ..... and then pass out!! This would be my stepping stone to world champion

    Glad he keeps Lori (Patty J) out of the door, too much distraction from that Shasta dwelling skunk.

    #21 3 years ago

    This never fails to make me laugh.

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    #22 3 years ago

    I already know how to play pinball LOL

    #23 3 years ago

    Moved to the Spokane area?

    Posted: 23 days ago

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    so its that time of year again. its cold and people areent really going outside so i am starting up my pinball lessons again. last year i was not able to offer lessons (my landlord Terry kicked me out) for those who dont know i teach pinball and i teach it well. 60 dollars gets you one hour with a meal. I still have grade A machines all fully working. i will teach you so many techniques and manuvers that will help you in my tournament in april. if you take lessons you have free entry in my tournament. as requsted i am offering many different varyations for food. (I have a inside deal at Arbys now), but that we can talk about later. my aunt is my current roomate (my machines share a room with her barry gibb collection). so there are certain times when a lesson could be interupted but i will make sure you get a full hour for sure. i am also looking to buy a couple more machines so if you have some i would be interested in talking. (I do also offer magic lessons....no package deals) contact me (carl) for any lessons of your interest. pinball will fill up as always.
    •do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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    #24 3 years ago
    Quoted from EdisonArcade:

    Moved to the Spokane area?

    Contact him for a lesson and report back how it goes ASAP!!!

    #25 3 years ago

    Love the new variation! But no mention of patty j

    #26 3 years ago

    IF this thread is a joke, it is brilliantly written comedy.

    #27 3 years ago

    No package deals on magic lessons is a deal-breaker.

    #28 3 years ago
    Quoted from Russell:

    IF this thread is a joke, it is brilliantly written comedy.

    Real life is always funnier than anything you could write.

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