What?!?! We all know the lying unaccompanied woman is Patty J!!!

Carl is back! And he's morphed into Tony!

Where's Patty J?

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It's an old one:
https://pinside.com/pinball/forum/topic/pinball-lessons-hurry-slots-are-filling-up-fast

I don't like that they changed the names in the new ad, I like to believe Carl and patty j are infamous at this point.

He better have some friken free Shasta at those prices

Talk about deja vous...

Link: kpr.craigslist.org link

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Sign me up for two lessons! I'm a sucker for Shasta and deli meat.

This is a way better deal. Tony is ranked 147th domestically...Karl was only ranked 168th.

Patty J better chime in here, havent see her around these parts in forever....

At least Tony (Karl) seems to have gotten over his hatred for "miners" now, but on the down side he still has a deep seated resentment towards any unaccompanied women.

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How much is the upgrade for Pepsi, I cant stand aspartame haha

or is it BYOP lol

this is great. I am so in the wrong business. Career change happening............now.

Fuk it I'm in.... I love deli meat an Shasta

Tony is Carl ve

Patty J = premium

Lori= pro

Wish i was closer, learning a patent pending breathing regimen .... wow!!
Normally when things start to happen, i choke, hold my breath ..... and then pass out!! This would be my stepping stone to world champion

Glad he keeps Lori (Patty J) out of the door, too much distraction from that Shasta dwelling skunk.

This never fails to make me laugh.

I already know how to play pinball LOL

Moved to the Spokane area?

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so its that time of year again. its cold and people areent really going outside so i am starting up my pinball lessons again. last year i was not able to offer lessons (my landlord Terry kicked me out) for those who dont know i teach pinball and i teach it well. 60 dollars gets you one hour with a meal. I still have grade A machines all fully working. i will teach you so many techniques and manuvers that will help you in my tournament in april. if you take lessons you have free entry in my tournament. as requsted i am offering many different varyations for food. (I have a inside deal at Arbys now), but that we can talk about later. my aunt is my current roomate (my machines share a room with her barry gibb collection). so there are certain times when a lesson could be interupted but i will make sure you get a full hour for sure. i am also looking to buy a couple more machines so if you have some i would be interested in talking. (I do also offer magic lessons....no package deals) contact me (carl) for any lessons of your interest. pinball will fill up as always.
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Contact him for a lesson and report back how it goes ASAP!!!

Love the new variation! But no mention of patty j

IF this thread is a joke, it is brilliantly written comedy.

No package deals on magic lessons is a deal-breaker.

Real life is always funnier than anything you could write.

He's back...

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Hello my name is Tony and I am offering up my pinball experteese for $50.00 dollars an hour. I am currently ranked 147th domestically and 428th internationally and I will teach you the technique you need to master pinball. I will also teach you my patent pending breathing regimen. For $50.00, you get an hour of extreme coaching either at my place (no unaccompanied women due to past issues with a liar named Lori) where I have 6 top quality machines that work 100% or I can come to your place ($25.00 travel fee) and help you master one of your games. If I host, I do give you a 10 minute break where I offer a sandwhich with your choice off 3 deli meats, american cheese and a Shasta brand soda (the Coke products are for me). I am available everyday except Thursday when my mom and Wendy come over to watch their programs that I record for them. Also, sometimes Tom and Duane want me to film them bench pressing in the game room, so that room is off limits during that time. Slots are filling up so email me soon. Thanks

How many of you would love to take on Tony for $10 a game or whatever? He can't even spell "expertise." Maybe he's an expert tease?

I be offer free pinball lessons to my friends if they bring over a bottle of scotch or a case of beer.

I can’t guarantee their game will improve though because I suck.

I would just like to find who the person is that posted this ad. Whether the ad is real or not would not be a factor. If it is real, I would like to challenge this guy. If it is a fake, I would just want to see what type replies that he has received and who they were. The whole idea is just ludicrous. Plus, the ad is just creepy to begin with. Just the fact that he composed this ad and went to the trouble to post it is rather strange. I think it is a con artist at work. Just my opinion...

Not sure what’s funnier, the ad or that people think it may be real. He’s been waiting on that patent for at least 6 years now. I still giggle like a 6 yr old every time I read it though.

Patty changed her name to Lori now?

If I can't enjoy some Coke products, I'm out!