Quoted from Aladdin:Seeing that there's a trend with being Transgender or Transracial, I've decided to be "Transhanded".
I will no longer go by the name "Lefty". I am now calling myself "Righty" as I will now be playing pinball right-handed.
I have resigned as president of the L.U.S.T. chapter (Lefthanders Under Suppressive Tyranny)
I'll be appearing on the cover of Vanity Fair and interviewed by the Today show.
Please don't judge me
Fair enough, but as a left-handed person living in a right-handed world, I will expect you to "check your privilege".
For example, it's legal to make a RIGHT turn on a red light but not a LEFT!! Sure, sometimes it says "No turn on red" which is obviously just a token gesture to shut us up.