It's time for us "left-handed people" to rise up and fight the injustice and inequality! I think our government should step in and bring equality to all of us "left-handed people"!
Pinballs should have a CHOICE of left hand or right hand plungers
Pinballs should have a CHOICE of left or right hand coin door locks!
Stores should have to carry BOTH right and left hand can openers
Schools should provide left-hand spiral notebooks
The Dictionary should change the definition of "Left" to "when someone or something is correct- it is "Left" not "Right".