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Is Lyman Sheats the son of Chuck Norris????? This is a Tribute!!!

By thedarkknight77

10 years ago

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#1 10 years ago

thedarkknight77

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Sure dismiss the title, but think about it, makes a lot of sense when you consider..............

"Lyman Sheats once urinated on a T2 pinball machine as a joke, that machine is now ACDC."

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#2 10 years ago

yancy

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Lyman Sheats is currently suing NBC, claiming Law & Order are trademarked names for his left and right index fingers.

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#3 10 years ago

yancy

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Lyman Sheats doesn't see two inlanes & two outlanes. He sees four inlanes.

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#4 10 years ago

yancy

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Lyman Sheats can "Rule the Universe" on Mars Trek. On ball one.

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#5 10 years ago

Concretehardt

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I think Chuck Norris is tied up in North Korea right now

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#6 10 years ago

toyotaboy

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Lyman never tilts, the bob mechanism is too afraid to call him out

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#7 10 years ago

toyotaboy

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Ever find a pinball machine with 20 credits left on it? That's a machine Lyman played for 30 minutes and got bored with it

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#8 10 years ago

toyotaboy

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Lyman cradles all the balls on multiball without losing any.. On Apollo 13!

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#9 10 years ago

gweempose

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Speaking of tributes ...

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#10 10 years ago

captainadam_21

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Quoted from yancy:
Lyman Sheats is currently suing NBC, claiming Law & Order are trademarked names for his left and right index fingers.

I cry foul on this one. It is clearly a Chuck Norris one already but instead of left and right fists, you wrote left and right fingers.

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#11 10 years ago

yancy

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Guilty as charged! The first post in this thread is also similar to a Chuck one. All the good ones are taken.

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#12 10 years ago

Nuclear_Waste

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Lyman Sheats can reach wizard mode on WOF.

_{Post edited by Nuclear_Waste : Fixed spelling of Lyman's last name.}

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#13 10 years ago

jrivelli

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Quoted from Nuclear_Waste:
Lyman Sheets can reach wizard mode on WOF.

I see what you did there...

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#14 10 years ago

schwarz

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Pretty sure his Dads name is Lyman.

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#15 10 years ago

toyotaboy

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Lyman once shot a funhouse, just for snoring

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#16 10 years ago

PEN

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Lyman is not a fan of Metallica; Metallica are fans of Lyman.

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#17 10 years ago

Astropin

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Once Lyman DID NOT reach Valinor on a LOTR.......that machine is now an X-Files.

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#18 10 years ago

Av8

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Quoted from gweempose:
Speaking of tributes ...
» YouTube video

This is the greatest best song in the world ... Tribute! Thanks for rocking it Ten D and Lyman.

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#19 10 years ago

Av8

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Rock is dead. Its all over.

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#20 10 years ago

PEN

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AC/DC wrights songs for Lyman's code.

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#21 10 years ago

jellikit

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After Lyman took Slash (of GnR) out for a night on the town, Slash needed treatment for a hangover.

Brad

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#22 10 years ago

chessiv

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Pinball machines spit money out of the coin return so Lyman will play them.

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#23 10 years ago

chessiv

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Lyman took a C++ class once. He flunked the professor.

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#24 10 years ago

chessiv

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Lyman missed the world pinball championship last year, he still won.

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#25 10 years ago

chessiv

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Medieval Madness was Lyman's sixth-grade science project.

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#26 10 years ago

tamoore

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Funny stuff.

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#27 10 years ago

Av8

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Lyman has won trophies for his game face alone.

Even monks have something to learn from him.

dosequis-monks-temple.jpg

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#28 10 years ago

StevenP

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Quoted from yancy:
Lyman Sheats can "Rule the Universe" on Mars Trek. On ball one.

This gets my vote for the win!

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#29 10 years ago

Astropin

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He won 12 different tournaments on three separate continents ........

In one day.

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#30 10 years ago

Baiter

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All 25 games he has contributed to on are in the top 10 rankings!

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#31 10 years ago

Propaganda

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Stern will name the new board set after him.

"The Sheats Storm"

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#32 10 years ago

RCA1

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Lyman has the high score on pins he's never played.

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#33 10 years ago

Rabscuttle

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This thread delivers!

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#34 10 years ago

Av8

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Has he read the thread? I heard he ran a marathon because it was on his way and his passport photo is an action shot.

Here is on STTNG, Wipeout and Tommy.

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#35 10 years ago

Chambahz

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If a pin was designed for Lyman Sheats, it wouldn't have any flippers -and would still be too easy for him.

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#36 10 years ago

thedarkknight77

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Quoted from gweempose:
Speaking of tributes ...

That was exactly what I was thinking when I put those words in the title............TD fans are everywhere!

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#37 10 years ago

Pinball-Wiz

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Lyman eats Chick-fil-a on Sunday Motherf$%^!!!

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#38 10 years ago

PW79

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This is not the greatest thread in the world, this is a just a tribute.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=2Jvgbe9Kx0U&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D2Jvgbe9Kx0U

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#39 10 years ago

thedarkknight77

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Lyman Sheats banged Cassandra Peterson so hard that she became Elvira.

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#40 10 years ago

Astropin

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In the last tournament he won he wore a blindfold and hit the flippers with his big toes.......with no stool.

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#41 10 years ago

chessiv

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Lyman has an extra ball.

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#42 10 years ago

Shoot_Again

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Quoted from Nuclear_Waste:
Lyman Sheats can reach wizard mode on WOF.
Post edited by Nuclear_Waste : Fixed spelling of Lyman's last name.

ROFL

with 1 hand and no flipper buttons

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#43 10 years ago

Kevin_LHeureux

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From my post starting the topic in this thread http://pinside.com/pinball/forum/topic/metallica-at-hollywood-park-in-crestwood-il/page/2#post-853902

Kevin_LHeureux said:
Lyman can write more code in an hour that most programmers can write in a week. Nothing to worry about. Lyman is the Chuck Norris of pinball.

FACT: When Lyman plays pinball he doesn't get high scores, high scores get Lyman.

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#44 10 years ago

thedarkknight77

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Quoted from Kevin_LHeureux:
Kevin_LHeureux said:
Lyman can write more code in an hour that most programmers can write in a week. Nothing to worry about. Lyman is the Chuck Norris of pinball.

FACT: When Lyman plays pinball he doesn't get high scores, high scores get Lyman.

I was going to give you credit, but do you realize how stupid it is to give credit for a thread idea...........We are big enough losers..........We don't need any help.

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#45 10 years ago

Kevin_LHeureux

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I don't know why I bother to post here sometimes.

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#46 10 years ago

Rascal_H

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The Who attended a Lyman Sheats performance, then wrote a song about him.

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#47 10 years ago

Astropin

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Lyman does not understand the meaning of SDTM.

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#48 10 years ago

ThePostmaster

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When Lyman plays in a tournament, everyone else is competing for second.

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#49 10 years ago

tomdotcom

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Lyman gets 4 ball multiball on games with only 1 ball.

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#50 10 years ago

Rascal_H

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Lyman does not nudge the game, he shifts the Earth.

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