Erik,
Glad you posted your interest in making a sale. I, too, am interested. However, to make sure your interest is genuine, I need you to send me information on your bank account. This is so my friend, Negato Molla, a very close friend of a sub-Nigerian/Liberian prince, can determine your sincerity. You see the Prince has a large collection of NIB pinball machines that he is trying to move out of his country as many of the people in his land have no interest in pinballs, and do not understand why a semi-princely person would own 385 pinball machines while many of his countrymen live in abject poverty. Plus, there is no electricity in the Prince's chateau which raises a whole separate issue. Anyhow, please PM me your bank account number, then, to show you are truly on the level, send me a check for $5,000 and the prince will send you 10 NIB Magic Girl pinball machines. We need those funds to pay to ship those machines. These are extremely rare, and you literally will not find them anywhere else so this is a great opportunity for you.
Also, I see you are from Tennessee so this is for you:
“Successful con men are treated with considerable respect in the South. A good slice of the settler population of that region were men who'd been given a choice between being shipped off to the New World in leg-irons and spending the rest of their lives in English prisons.”
― Hunter S. Thompson