Quoted from Mocean:

You sir, are disgusting. Disease, pestilence, famine.... ALL of these pale in comparison to you, and your never ending assault on the values that I hold dear. You have laid waste to the joylessless factual data that I expect to find on this, and every other forum across the great internet. Not since weird Al yankovic's heartless and cruel repeated attacks on Michael Jackson have I seen someone so deliberately and viciously engage in such a character assassination. I believe any judge would agee that this is battery, plain and simple. Satire is the lowest form of humor. May character in the sky have mercy on your soul.