If you lost your job because you spend all day on the Pinside forum.....You might be a Pinhead.

Thank god I'm the business owner.

If you write peoms about pinball...

Pinball, How I love thee let me count the ways.
I love you for the time we spend on cloudy rainy days.

I love you for your lights that glow in shades of blue and red.
I love you for the time I spend fixing when your dead.

I love you for the beautiful art that brightens up my home.
I love you for those times we spend in the basement all alone.

I love you because you don't get mad when I call you nasty names.
I love you for not getting jealous when I play with other games.

I love you because I can slap you around like a $3 whore
Right before I pack you up and ship you out the door.

I love you for reminding me of days long long past.
and slowing down life for me so it doesn't go so fast.

I love you pinball, you've changed my life
but now I have to spend it without my beautiful wife.

Wes