We're all familiar with the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck jokes. Thought is might be fun to see what "qualifies" one as a Wizard. This may provide others with some new goals (and should also provide the poster a fairly discreet way of a little 'bragging'.)
Let's try to make them true, actual events without ball buy-in.

I am no wizard so I will have to make up the following example:

IYC "make it to the zone twice in the same game of TZ"....YMBAW

I just got The Shadow and was proud of the following although I have no idea if it is good or not....which is what made me think of a post like this.

IYC "score 895,550,660 on 3 ball no buy-in on TS"...YMBAW....but probably not