So much good content here, if not implemented, pinball browser would work.
Atttact mode sound: Gimme some sugar, baby.
If a ball sits in the shooter lane for a period of time: Yo, she-b*tch. Lets go!
Ball save: Welcome back to the land of the living.
Start of MB: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!
Replay: Hail to the King! or Groovy!