So I know this is just about dead but I just found this thread and the original a couple of days ago. I made it 3/4 of the way through the original by the time I got home from work yesterday and was cracking up reading the rest when my son asked what was so funny. How do you explain why Hitler going off on things like "immaculate (sic)," "600 plays," "no legs," "rare dirt" is so funny? You can only get the full effect by reading through the 2000 posts.

I finished both Baywatch threads but where is ToteGate?!

I've seen the references and links but every one deadends here for me:

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We have a basement?

I'm in. Thanks Gomk!

So much for getting work done this afternoon...