Dude, the internet is literally riddled with porn sites, porn forums, porn philosophy literature, porn merchandise, porn on the cob, etc.

Is it really too much to ask to keep your shit in your pants on a pinball site?

Speaking of "sissies", I've always felt there's something SUPER homoerotic about sharing sexual images between bros... like, I love to share jokes because I like watching my friends laugh. Do you share these pictures because you like giving your bros wood?

Nothing wrong if that's your thing, just seems like a weird pattern I've seen with "super straight" bros

UPS no trains that im aware of

I mean… you really can’t have too much porn.

Not sure what the rest of your post is getting at, but sharing is caring bro!
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The weirdest part is angry mo is (or at least once was) SUPER WOKE - you probably don't remember this but there's a bizarre thread where he tried to get all of Pinside's anti-Indian racists to fly across the country and meet him at an airport of their choice for a beatdown. It was legendary. I think he favored large airports that are major airline hubs, for convinience and cost, but the main takeaway was: Pinside racists are the disease, and I'm the cure!

So kind of surprised to see him go the "If you don't like posting tacky pictures of soft UPS Porn on Pinside you are a sissy!" route here. Seriously regressive and non-woke. Guess he's just a one-issue voter (and that issue is Indian call centers).

Im awake right now, its 2:00 pm

Well I was about to fly out to midland to finish this issue, but they dont even have an airport!

And even worse not even a strip club! Where I think this guy needs to be taken ASAP!

BTW most of those Guys who I thought needed a beating turned out to actually be pretty cool, so thats all history. Thanks for bringing up the past though!

Slackers not loading enough packages per hour

We'll since he never answered my first question. How about this? What happens to all that extra money that is paid for next day early AM delivery and then it shows up two days later? I read someplace that UPS makes like $2Billion a year off those that pay for the quickest delivery but yet don't receive there packages when there supposed too. Is this all true and do people ever get refunds for over paying for something they didn't get?

John

Well, thanks for all that insider info. Feel free to close the help desk anytime.

I worked a 2nd job for Fed Ex and USPS sorting packages 20 years ago. We had to scan/sort 13+ boxes per minute, boxes were furiously thrown about. This was a hub at the airport 3-5 hours a night.

Here is my Letterman-esque countdown of neat packages....

#7 Vibrating boxes were always jokingly thrown about
#6 Someone will mail you a tree branch. Seriously.
#5 Live animals, even beehives.
#4 A windshield came through once. It did not make it.
#3 the number of packages that smelled of pot
#2 Pallets of USPS stamps have much more value than you might think.. and they are VERY serious about them.

And #1.... the Postmaster who used his red stamper to post-date bets for the Superbowl, his ex-wife ratted him out during their divorce!!

What happened to clean trucks, UPS used to pride themselves on that? Airplanes included.

If he's a big rig driver he wouldn't know any of this being asked here lol

Thanks for what you do, man. I don't think you all get enough credit.

I've learned a lot here.
Thank you.

Don’t buy into it. The ups “ your pieces per hour were down last night“ you can only Handel what’s being shipped that day in the amount of hours you worked! Tell your supervisor to fuck off!
I did they couldn’t wait for me to sign my with draw card!

UPS did a great job shipping my Elivra 40th, not a single damage, best box I have ever received
Great game.. and then some!
She can stab me anytime!

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This is hilarious, and also explains a lot.

Levi, you’re the Ken Burns of pinside.

I believe the word you’re looking for is “peg”

I have worked in the transportation industry all my life. Why does my gut say UPS Management Spy? Can op send us badge with face and name blurred?

Do you hope to someday move on to unloading?

Halloween is far from shite. Just saying.

The amount of questions that have been actually answered here brings this to mind....

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Sir, I own Shaq-Attack. I’m not ashamed to admit I like shitty games.

I actually see a lot more of your big rigs than delivery trucks because there's a Hub nearby in Cerritos. I see a lot of the big rigs On I5 at night on my way home from work.

Here's one you should be able to answer; what brand of semi trailers do you see/load the most of:
Stoughton or Great Dane?
Since UPS prohibits visible logos on their vehicles, you probably have to look at the ID plate near the front 7-way & brake hose connectors.

Okay….

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