Quoted from gweempose:Last night we had a little neighborhood get together at our house. There were probably around 20 adults in attendance. After several hours of eating and drinking, I casually asked, "Is anybody up for some pinball?" This question was followed by an awkward silence that seemed to last an eternity. Finally, one of the other husbands said "I'm happy just hanging out on the patio and enjoying everyone's company." I have to say, I felt like a complete loser for even bringing it up.
I would be willing to bet that the "wifey" had a tight leash on him (his balls) and he knew that if he even thought about taking off to go enjoy himself...she would twist them even tighter!!! Either that or he is just...not a "typical" male!!!
Sorry had to say that...
Phoebe