Quoted from vid1900:

Vid: Great, when can I come get the game?
Scammer: I'll ship it right to you, at my expense. Guaranteed!
V: The game says it's in Cincinnati, right? I can be there about 6pm.
S: No, that game is at my OTHER house, in Texas.
V: What part of Texas?
S: (pause) Austin, Texas.
V: Excellent! I have to be in Austin for work tomorrow. I'll come get it!
S: No need, I already packed it up, ready for shipping.
V: I'll bring my work truck and forklift.
S: Ummmm......You know what, now that I think about it, it's in my brother's house in Miami Florida. Sorry, I have a few ads posted and I made a mistake.
V: No problem, we all make mistakes. I'll have my son come get it tonight, he is a bouncer at a gay club in Miami called The Manhole.
S: Ahhhhhgggg....this is going to sound dumb, but I see THAT game is at my storage unit in Chicago. Let me just ship it to you, at my expense.
V: Chicago is no problem. In fact, I made a mistake, i just checked, and I'm in Chicago RIGHT NOW!