Quoted from Russo121:I would do this, but my father threatened to beat me with a tyre iron everytime i suggested it as a child. His respose was always:
"You'll never get any pussy with talk like that!....Its 3 balls or i break your balls!"
A mantra i plan on teaching my own kids some day.....
I think I just broke a rib laughing so hard. This has got to be one of the best posts that I have ever read.