When I was young wind was ok, we would fly kites.

When I was older and had a high roof conversion van, the wind blew me all over the road. That was when I first noticed how bad the wind could be.

Then a little older I picked up a boat and used to go to the lake a lot. I learned quick to check the wind before going to the lake. If it is maybe blowing 8mph on land, like 20mph on the water.

The boat only gets used like 2 times a year at the most now, because it is always too damn windy.

Now the wind just cost me 80 bucks. When I reached in my pocket to get my keys, somehow my 80 bucks came out also, and I looked for 2 hours, in all directions, because it was blowing hard today in all directions, and there is someone somewhere, that likes wind now, because the wind gave them 80 bucks.

(or the 80 bucks could have went into the woods, and grabbed up by a bird or squirrel for a nest).

And yeah, when we guys see some cutie in a skirt, we wish for some wind, rarely happens, but damn, want to go to the lake or something, always too much wind.

And when I go to the beach I need wind to have fun in the waves. Most of the time the wind is calm there and no waves.

I am ticked about the 80 bucks, but inspiration to start this and maybe hear some funny wind stories from the community.

I almost forgot also, tv footage all the time just blowing over a tractor trailer going down the road.

Not even talking about hurricane or tornado stuff, just high winds does so much crazy stuff.