Easiest solution I’ve found - Just date multiple women!

A bunch of my old fighter pilot buddies say this always reminds them of me....

Once upon a time a fighter pilot found a beautiful princess and asked her, "Will you marry me?"

The princess said, "No!"

And the fighter pilot lived happily ever after and flew fast pointy-nosed jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Sailor Jerry’s and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up........

The End....