Adding the center post sneezeguard mod is considered dialing it in now?

¡Ay, Dios mío Pinside!
When will this GB watering-down-gameplay madness end?

Do I have to pull a NicoVolta and travel around the globe to tweak every GB+P and LE in existence?
I'm down to the ten minute mark now on this process so the thread wouldn't be nearly as entertaining as Nico's to read.
I do (on the bright side) happen to take payment in Shasta and various lunchmeats though, if you feel incapable of doing the recommended fixes.

See, reading this stuff just makes me crazy.

Is it any more difficult than Black Widow's ramp?
Gem shot perhaps?
Rudy's mouth?
Jump on No Fear?
Heck, even Aerosmith's right ramp?!?

Doesn't it feel really good when you nail any of these above*; especially multiple times in a row?

I'm pretty sure the answer is, YES!

*Insert all the other challenging shots you love to "hate but make" as well.

And let my buddy Rare finally enjoy a game of GB after spending so much free time across multiple threads hating on it?

Okay, sure.
The location players shouldn't have to suffer any longer than they have to.
Let's get the LA GB fixing party started.

Who's got the keys?