You can "think outside of the box" all you want, but the fact of the matter is that the licensor would never allow such a thing.

Quiet, you. ;P

And yes I may have been a little matter-of-fact/terse but that is just my style sometimes. Probably has to do with reading it at 3am or whenever it was.

When you've been in the business long enough you know when not to waste everyone's time with a ridiculous idea that has no chance of acceptance. It's kind of like when someone wanted to do a bunch of "dumb bimbo" speech for Vanna on WOF... What on Earth is going to give you the idea that Sony would accept such a thing, let alone Vanna White? If anything, you risk coming off as being stupid and insulting and "why are we licensing to you again?"-y.

You know, kind of like when someone trolls every thread on a subject matter with a constantly belittling POV.