I totally in for a DoH pin, PC nonsense be damned. Base it off the TV show, ignore the wretched films. Make cabinet sides the confederate flag for good measure
I instantly think of a retheme of HS2, T2 or No Fear. Yep, Steve Ritchie games because the show was all about speed and chases!
HS2 has the most in common with the Dukes: Fast cars (Lamborghini and General Lee), hot women and crazy police chases. The supercharger stays as is because it already fits the theme. The tunnel shot can be either Cooter's garage or the Boar's Nest.
For T2, use the cannon for the bow and arrow shot the Dukes frequently used. Every other shot would be a town chase, cliff jump, etc.
NF simply for the jump shot/cliff jump. It would be cool if somebody could reprogram the magnetic accelerator to lift the ball at different speeds into the upper level, to simulate the slow-mo cliff jumps from the show. This would be accompanied by the GL engine roar and traditional "Yeeeeee Haaaaw!" followed by a landing thud in sync with ball movement. Every other shot easily represents a car chase and the small hill jumps around the mountainous terrain of Hazzard County.
The remaining cast members would make great voice overs, but a few would need stand-ins, due to the death of Denver Pyle, James Best and Sorrell Booke.
Hope somebody takes a shot at this!