Quoted from btrip:

sleethering said. Have fun

Wait, what? No way man.
Rule #1: Wear cotton gloves when touching the machine. I don't want your grubby hands to damage the cabinet paint or buttons. If you so much as touch the glass you are banished... I paid $300 for that sheet of glass.
Rule #2: You were supplied with a hair net when you entered my home. USE IT. If you have facial hair, please grab another hair net and tape it to your face.
Rule #3: No liquids of any kind, including saliva, are allowed within a 50 yard radius. Please have your mouth sucked dry of all saliva and pack your mouth (and nose!) with cotton balls before stepping past the 50 yard radius.
Rule #4: Machines are for looking ONLY, NOT playing. What do you think this is? A GAMEroom?
Rule #5: You know what? Forget it, I'm just going to put this tarp back over my beautiful machines, that way nobody can touch them, spill stuff on them, and the dangerous UV rays can't fade them. Man, that was a close one, I had them uncovered for about 5 minutes there.