You need an Iron Man or a Tron. (more Borg)
They are shorter, faster games with straightforward rule sets - not marathons like some of your other games... If you look hard enough, you will be able to find either a NIB IM VE or a low use IM VE. Tron would be a little harder to find, but seems like $$ isn't much of a barrier for you, so go for it...