Hi Chris!
Welcome to the group.
You will be ok.
The first step which you have accomplished is to accept that you have a problem.
Now at the back of the room we have some Beer and Nachos.
After as a group we have polished those off we are going to get together with this fine selection of Pinball Machines at the front of the room and have what they call a Pinball Tournament.
While we are doing this we will discuss your next Pinball Machine on your wish list .
Drink more beer. Reflect. Drink more beer. Develop strategy to find your next Pinball Machine .
Drink more beer. As you can tell our group meetings can go we'll in to the night.
Drink more beer. Pause. Reflect . Tell a few jokes. Play more pinball.
Declare winner of Tournament . Drink more beer. Share a few more laughs.
Drink more beer. Maybe play more pinball. Thanks for coming to Pinaholics Anonymous.
See you next week same time. Hopefully by next meeting you have acquired your wish list machine.
Have a nice day Chris!