Quoted from CrazyLevi:
Jesus Fn Christ.
I'm suggesting they walk to Bourbon st. and check it out If they don't like it, they can leave.
Your STAY AWAY FROM THERE AT ALL COSTS!!! advice is fucking ridiculous when they are likely going to be a block or two away anyway at various times. Not everybody is a tourism snob.
If you really can't get any enjoyment at all out of anything on Bourbon st I don't know what to tell you. It's a trip and I 100 percent guarantee at least one person out of the four will get a chuckle out of at least one thing they see there. They are obviously going to go there anyway just like 100 percent of the people who are in NOLA for the first time so GET OVER IT!
Man, they are gonna love the Hurricanes at Pat O' Briens. - pro tip, only get 1, they are way stronger than you think and there's nothing grosser than pink vomit.
Lol yeesh, do you own stock in the place? I've been there so trust me I am definitely over it. I'm not personally invested in anyone going there, just trying to save the OP the disappointment I had when I realized I was walking by a bunch of "Irish" sports bars and places selling plastic mugs of booze slushies. As I said if that's your scene then you'll have a blast.
I'm not going to win you over and that's ok. You can stand in the middle of bourbon street taking in the ambiance of drunk 23 year old frat boys wearing drinks around their necks and bars blasting country music. It's the authentic NOLA experience you can't get at literally any bar in any town ever!
Also there is no pinball in New Orleans.