Banned from the Old Country Buffett. This used to be an all-you-can eat chain here in Michigan. I don't know if this was a national chain or not. Anyway, when I was 19 or 20, me and about five buddies would go to different all-you-can-eat places and have eating competitions. We really did do some damage in terms of consumption. One day, I guess we overstayed our welcome because the big fat ass manager came over to our table and said, "Boys, you've had enough." (This guy looked like he'd been in about 1000 eating contests in his life.) I informed him that he would know that we've had enough when we left since this was an all-you-can-eat establishment. He wasn't having it and threatened us with the authorities, so we left. I've always been curious how that would have shaken out if we had stayed.

So, this whole idea of getting buried out in the desert is just in movies?