(Topic ID: 45210)

Has you wife/GF ever said....

By dementedwarlok

11 years ago


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    #1 11 years ago

    I am not going into great detail but the lady said she has a raunchy dream and a pinball was involved and now we are planning to make a night to recreate it. Anyone else cristined their machine?

    #3 11 years ago

    Pictures or it didn't happen.

    #4 11 years ago

    what are you, some kind of demented warlock?!

    #5 11 years ago

    Seriously how do you want us to respond to this post? I'm cracking up over this.

    #6 11 years ago

    Nope

    #8 11 years ago

    not like sitting on the glass or anything. dont want to break anything. a a$$ full of glass dosent sound good

    #9 11 years ago

    i find it hard to explain without upsetting the censors lol!

    #10 11 years ago

    i guess she is standing there playing a game and you come up behind her

    #12 11 years ago

    Preview of Dementedwarlok's house tonight. Tell her to put the phone on vibrate though.

    #13 11 years ago

    Hard enough just keeping fingerprints off of it........

    #14 11 years ago
    Quoted from blondetall:

    Preview of Dementedwarlok's house tonight. Tell her to put the phone on vibrate though.
    » YouTube video

    Your avatar?

    #15 11 years ago

    i do play the sims3 but havent it a long time. Bad santa is what I was talking about. Honestly whatever it takes to get her to "enjoy" my addiction will work

    #16 11 years ago

    I know what you were talking about. Lol. The Sims clip just always looked like the beginning of Sims porn to me.
    If a spouse shows interest in your hobby, you do whatever you've got to do to keep their interest.

    Smokey- stop staring at my avatar. She's a hard working drag race flag chick. And she's working those pigtails.

    #17 11 years ago

    i will be burning alot of calories this week when I go to get the 2 other pins i just bought.

    #18 11 years ago

    Whole new meaning to "home use."

    #19 11 years ago

    one time my ol lady crawled into the machine and I left the coin door opened while I played OH YEAH!

    When i was done I locked the door cause she wasnt that good at it HA! I still got what I wanted

    #20 11 years ago

    I was worried to read through this thread for fear that I might find a post by one of the local Pinsiders whose pins I play saying that they bang their wife/girlfriend on their pins regularly.

    #21 11 years ago

    Makes you want to scan all pins with a black light prior to purchase. Stains.

    #22 11 years ago

    How tall are you?

    #23 11 years ago

    She wants to pop pinballs out of her cooch like ping pong balls I SAY "LET HER"!!!!!

    #24 11 years ago
    Quoted from starbase:

    She wants to pop pinballs out of her cooch like ping pong balls I SAY "LET HER"!!!!!

    WIN! Good alternative to Ben Wah Balls I guess.

    #25 11 years ago

    Naked pinball @ 11:00 pm
    Proof

    Post edited by Turboderf : add youtube

    #26 11 years ago

    hell yeah naked pinball!!!!

    #27 11 years ago

    Sounds very "Jodi Foster"....

    #28 11 years ago

    Sounds fun but no have not done yet...

    #29 11 years ago

    Should I move this to Gameroom talk?

    You are lucky. The other night I was rehearsing for a briefing I had to give my entire class of about 1000. I said to my wife, "Have you ever, in your wildest dreams, pictured me giving a speach to 1000 people?" She replied, "Honey, I never picture you in my wildest dreams."

    #30 11 years ago
    Quoted from SealClubber:

    Should I move this to Gameroom talk?
    You are lucky. The other night I was rehearsing for a briefing I had to give my entire class of about 1000. I said to my wife, "Have you ever, in your wildest dreams, pictured me giving a speach to 1000 people?" She replied, "Honey, I never picture you in my wildest dreams."

    ouch!!!

    #31 11 years ago

    For what Invisiglass costs?? No way!!

    #32 11 years ago

    Don't install UV LEDs afterwards. Your machine may glow in the dark.

    #33 11 years ago
    Quoted from Mudflaps:

    Don't install UV LEDs afterwards. Your machine may glow in the dark.

    HHAHAAHAHAH immediate mental image of a big arse print shows up.

    #34 11 years ago

    Yes,on LOTR about a month ago.

    #35 11 years ago

    ....or boobs!

    #36 11 years ago

    Even more fun if you have a pool table or air hockey in the game room. Pool table lighhts can be an issue. Reverse cowgirl can help to overcome.

    #37 11 years ago

    What is your shoe size?

    #38 11 years ago

    Sounds like a good reason to setup a 3 camera shoot!

    #39 11 years ago
    Quoted from blondetall:

    Preview of Dementedwarlok's house tonight. Tell her to put the phone on vibrate though.
    » YouTube video

    Am I the only one who noticed that both the guy and the girl were double flipping in this vid? It drove me nuts to watch them do that.

    #40 11 years ago

    I was more distracted by her ringing phone, but yes... monkey flipping is bad. I was actually suprised that Sims had pinball machines in the game really.

    #41 11 years ago

    That was her phone? I thought it was ...

    #42 11 years ago
    Quoted from Turboderf:

    Naked pinball @ 11:00 pm
    Proof

    LMAO!!!!!

    #43 11 years ago

    I'm having trouble breathing. So funny.

    #44 11 years ago
    Quoted from sb80:

    Makes you want to scan all pins with a black light prior to purchase. Stains.

    I am better with this as opposed to those who have the cats all over their machines.

    #45 11 years ago
    Quoted from Mike_J:

    I am better with this as opposed to those who have the cats all over their machines.

    Would this decrease or increase the value? Haha

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