Unbelievable how seriously some people are taking this, with all the crap in the world you want to get on your high horse about a painted wooden box we couldn't give away, perspective people, perspective!

Anyway on a more serious note I was over in the States for Christmas and new year. I have no immediate plans to return but if I do and you want to hunt me down this is a photo of me

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I do have my mouth closed but as you can imagine my teeth are a mess.

On a even more serious note if you are normal (whatever that is) and are visiting us here in the UK be sure to get in touch and the UK community (we really are crazy mofo's over here, get this, we all like each other, how mad is that, must be all the inbreeding, I was just saying this the other day to my sisters cousins mother or my wife as I know her.) will go out of their way to get you round for a few beers and some pinball, if you are one of the guys who want to see us 6 feet under do the same, we love you all xxxx

Take care guys, its a crazy world out there

Twatt was fully penetrated

But sometimes I go to the other side....

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I am a man living in the past. Maybe Twat is as well then?!!! Needless to say we entered Bender via the back door

You would never get past looking at their teeth my friend