Quoted from LTG:I agree.
From this moment going forward. No more insulting beelzeboob !
LTG : )
Yeah, but what a dog face!
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Quoted from pacmanretro:Yeah, but what a dog face!
Woof. Woof. Woof woof.
That's dog speak for beelzeboob's Mother loved his cute little dog face.
LTG : )
I agree with Lloyd, except for no reason I am going the opposite route here!
This Boob guy has had it good for way too long now, and clearly needs to be taken down a peg or two..
Add your own punch line:
Beelzeboob, a pirate and a Priest walk into a brothel. ________________________
(daydreaming of the results)
Quoted from Flowst:I agree with Lloyd, except for no reason I am going the opposite route here!
This Boob guy has had it good for way too long now, and clearly needs to be taken down a peg or two..
Add your own punch line:
Beelzeboob, a pirate and a Priest walk into a brothel. _______________________
(daydreaming of the results)
All three wound up with a peg but nobody had to pay.
RE: post 3682
Nothing personal was intended. I was just using an idiom that succinctly said in a few words what some others may have inferred. I am sorry if any offense was taken.
So a modern idiom directed at myself - Stupid is ad Stupid Does. 
That's all I got to say about that.
Quoted from Flowst:I agree with Lloyd, except for no reason I am going the opposite route here!
This Boob guy has had it good for way too long now, and clearly needs to be taken down a peg or two..
Add your own punch line:
Beelzeboob, a pirate and a Priest walk into a brothel. _______________________
(daydreaming of the results)
You must be new here:
Click on it and see what that thread devolved into. I took a solid ballbreaking on that thread and others. The difference is that I can laugh at myself. PinballSTAR should be posting a picture of me with my socks pulled up to my ass any minute now. Joke about me, my wife, my kids, my mother, my dog. I'm 55 now. I could go any day. So I don't really give a rat's ass anymore. I feel sorry for you young 'uns who get your feelings hurt all the time.
Bring it!!! 
Quoted from Flowst:Beelzeboob, a pirate and a Priest walk into a brothel. _______________________
The madam looks at beelzeboob and says, "why the long face ?".
LTG : )
Quoted from LTG:Woof. Woof. Woof woof.
That's dog speak for beelzeboob's Mother loved his cute little dog face.
LTG : )
Quoted from beelzeboob:You must be new here:
https://pinside.com/pinball/forum/topic/the-i-promise-to-be-a-better-pinsider-sign-up/page/4#post-2762761
Click on it and see what that thread devolved into. I took a solid ballbreaking on that thread and others. The difference is that I can laugh at myself. pinballstar should be posting a picture of me with my socks pulled up to my ass any minute now. Joke about me, my wife, my kids, my mother, my dog. I'm 55 now. I could go any day. So I don't really give a rat's ass anymore. I feel sorry for you young 'uns who get your feelings hurt all the time.
Bring it!!!
Was going to respond to LTG with something like 'what a bitch'. But thought that sounded like it crossed a line.
Maybe not 
Quoted from beelzeboob:Joke about me, my wife,
My favorite was when you were hoping for more friends on Facebook and everybody ran there and friended your wife.
LTG : )
(Priest) Behold! A glorious "stair climber thingee"! long live the Boob!
(Pirate) 'Arrrgh! Tis been dropped says I"
(Boob) Wait....there's hookers here?!?!
Disclaimer: Let me get a few cocktails in me, and maybe the humor will improve....
Quoted from Flowst:(Priest) Behold! A glorious "stair climber thingee"! long live the Boob!
(Pirate) 'Arrrgh! Tis been dropped says I"
(Boob) Wait....there's hookers here?!?!
Disclaimer: Let me get a few cocktails in me, and maybe the humor will improve....
Wait....they couldn't get the hooker up the stairs?
Quoted from pacmanretro:Wait....they couldn't get the hooker up the stairs?
Not even the boob's new Escalara can haul the ones boob likes up the stairs. He likes them heavy.
LTG : )
Quoted from LTG:He should take a long hard look at his wild hair and beard. And clothes. While he may like it. What does a customer coming in for the first time think ?
You only get one chance to make a first impression.
You want repeat business. Do everything you can to earn it. Look professional, for a tech.
LTG : )
I agree. While you can't change genetics, something can be done about the beard and hair. We are living in a covid world. The appearance of bad hygiene is not good for business
Quoted from Flowst:I agree with Lloyd, except for no reason I am going the opposite route here!
This Boob guy has had it good for way too long now, and clearly needs to be taken down a peg or two..
Add your own punch line:
Beelzeboob, a pirate and a Priest walk into a brothel. _______________________
(daydreaming of the results)
Oldtaco was in there panhandling!!
Quoted from Flowst:(Priest) Behold! A glorious "stair climber thingee"! long live the Boob!
(Pirate) 'Arrrgh! Tis been dropped says I"
(Boob) Wait....there's hookers here?!?!
Something, something........
(Priest) 20 bucks, same as in town.
Quoted from LTG:My favorite was when you were hoping for more friends on Facebook and everybody ran there and friended your wife.
LTG : )
Janice and I still laugh about that. Classic.
Quoted from LTG:Not even the boob's new Escalara can haul the ones boob likes up the stairs. He likes them heavy.
LTG : )
I'll let my wife know you said that. You're a dead man.
Quoted from beelzeboob:I'll let my wife know you said that. You're a dead man.
She'll know that is from :
Quoted from pacmanretro:Wait....they couldn't get the hooker up the stairs?
Your Wife is to fine a Lady to be confused with a ton of hooker.
LTG : )
Just a pleasant distraction to get away from the "not nice commentary" of Mr. Steven.
Notice how I use Mr.Steven, a mild form of polite behavior.
Boob, you should come out swinging here. No need to let a bunch of pinball upstarts besmirch your glory.
Also, where's the damn picture already? sheesh..
Quoted from Flowst:besmirch
Hey now. Just because the boob is a teacher. Careful with them thar big words.
LTG : )
Quoted from Flowst:Just a pleasant distraction to get away from the "not nice commentary" of Mr. Steven.
Notice how I use Mr.Steven, a mild form of polite behavior.
Boob, you should come out swinging here. No need to let a bunch of pinball upstarts besmirch your glory.
Also, where's the damn picture already? sheesh..
The plaque isn't done yet. I called about it Friday and they said the guy that was working on it has to call me Tuesday to "talk to me about it." I think he screwed it up so I may have to get another piece of stainless and do it all again. Hopefully I'm wrong.
And there's nothing glorious about me. If you saw the pictures I post of myself on Facebook you'd see I'm pretty much the King of All Dweebs.
Quoted from LTG:Not even the boob's new Escalara can haul the ones boob likes up the stairs. He likes them heavy.
LTG : )
Hopefully they charge by the 'pound' not by the pound!
Or could add up to a lot of Pounds....
See, don't need them big words....just same ones used a bunch.....and so on.
(Pirate) This be costin me a lot of booty!
(Boob) This be costin!, lot of booty!
(Priest) Got anything smaller in the back?
Quoted from beelzeboob:Janice and I still laugh about that. Classic.
I can vouch for that. Janice and I were just laughing about it the other night too. 
Quoted from Colsond3:I can vouch for that. Janice and I were just laughing about it the other night too.
And we were just laughing about how that night came up a little short for her.
Quoted from beelzeboob:And we were just laughing about how that night came up a little short for her.
If you call four times in two hours short...then ok. 
I can do this all day. Hahaha. Your good peeps man. This thread has been fun.
Quoted from Colsond3:If you call four times in two hours short...then ok.
Well, she did say you gave her eight inches.
Quoted from LTG:I keep checking the Well Hung Poster thread. And wonder why beelzeboob isn't featured in it ?
LTG : )
It’s because there is a size limit on uploads. 
This thread has taken a very unusual turn 
All it took was for Mr. Steven to stop stoking the fires.
Quoted from LTG:I keep checking the Well Hung Poster thread. And wonder why beelzeboob isn't featured in it ?
LTG : )
Quoted from LTG:I keep checking the Well Hung Poster thread. And wonder why beelzeboob isn't featured in it ?
LTG : )
Growing up, they used to call me Sir Pimplepud. YOU figure it out...
Quoted from beelzeboob:Growing up, they used to call me Sir Pimplepud. YOU figure it out...
Thank you.
No.
LTG : )
Quoted from beelzeboob:Oh, just change the title of this thread to "Beelzeboob's Penis" already, FFS...
Wait, I thought we were talking about how easy it was to lift large heavy objects with an Escalara?
Quoted from beelzeboob:Oh, just change the title of this thread to "Beelzeboob's Penis" already, FFS...
Needs to get moved into the basement then.
That’s where the real freaky shit happens.
Quoted from beelzeboob:Oh, just change the title of this thread to "Beelzeboob's Penis" already, FFS...
Still a better name than Gameseum.
Quoted from Coindork:Needs to get moved into the basement then.
That’s where the real freaky shit happens.
It will flood
Quoted from pacmanretro:It will flood
God damn, you’re on point today.
Quoted from pacmanretro:It will flood
No big deal. We can just get some pinsiders to donate a bunch of money to fix it, then go buy some pinball machines with the money. Problem solved!
Quoted from pinlink:No big deal. We can just get some pinsiders to donate a bunch of money to fix it, then go buy some pinball machines with the money. Problem solved!
I think flowst mentioned something about having enough money left over to visit the massage parlor by the arcade too; I uhmm mean that brothel boob went to with the pirate.
Quoted from RWH:I've heard Boob used to move his NIB machines with, well.....you make the call.
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He did mention getting the forklift attachment
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