LOL at brokedads's comments.
I was thinking of making a "show" shirt. Something like "Yes, I'm a pinball player. No, I won't marry you."
I also have a silly design that says "I gopher pinball" with a pic of a gopher that looks sort of crazy.
And a couple baby Ts that say "Daddy is my grand champion!"
I only work with transfers, though, no pro stuff.