My dear husband has his prized pinball collection, and I simply have my pride. That son of a bitch is on another one of his "weekend business trips" with that whore he thinks I don't know about. When he gets home on Monday, he is in for the shock of a lifetime. I will be gone and so will his collection.

There are 6 pinball machines that I want gone by tomorrow. CASH only. The titles of the games are Spectrum, Haunted House, Twilight Zone, Class of 1812, Monopoly, and Avatar. I believe they all work just fine. He and his worthless friends are always playing them.

Bring a truck, bring friends, because I have no clue how these things get moved. Make this easy and buy them all for ??? . First come , first served, and must be gone by tomorrow!

#2 12 years ago

ANV

captainadam_21

Inactive member

Sioux Falls, SD

12y 74,150 3,104 46

Good ol' Craigslist. How did we survive without it? Although, I wouldn't mind the TZ or the Class of 1812

#3 12 years ago

GEM

Silverballer

Pinside member

14y 88,300 3,238 51

LOL...As much as a pinslut that I am I could not take part in this. Although the HH is very tempting. If this ad is true I hope his weekend fling is worth it. I would not want to be there when he returns. Hope its not a member here.

#4 12 years ago

MJS

Waldo

Pinside member

Cape Canaveral, FL

12y 78,550 655 2 25

Hell hath no furry....

#5 12 years ago

JAY

jay

Pinside member

Santa Ana, CA

13y 59,050 791 6 68

Gotta copy/paste the content of the CL goodies into the post... they always end up flagged and we miss the joke if we don't see the post in time.

#6 12 years ago

ANV

captainadam_21

Inactive member

Sioux Falls, SD

12y 74,150 3,104 46

The complete CL post...

"My dear husband has his prized pinball collection, and I simply have my pride. That son of a bitch is on another one of his "weekend business trips" with that whore he thinks I don't know about. When he gets home on Monday, he is in for the shock of a lifetime. I will be gone and so will his collection.

Bring a truck, bring friends, because I have no clue how these things get moved. Make this easy and buy them all for ??? . First come , first served, and must be gone by tomorrow!"

#7 12 years ago

BRI

gweempose

Pinside Moderator

13y 154K 20,207 37

I'm dying to play a Spectrum.

#8 12 years ago

JTB

The_Gorilla

Pinside+ Frequent

Pleasant Hill, IA

13y 116K 5,602 2 160

Well, at least I knew I didn't have to worry...not my lineup at all! Well, that and I don't cheat on my wife...there is that, too, I guess

#9 12 years ago

HDC

HELLODEADCITY

Inactive member

15y 72,650 5,822 8

Some guy along his wife n kids get home from holiday only to find his gameroom gone and most of his household items =

#10 12 years ago

TJA

VegasAlleycat

Pinside+ Frequent

Las Vegas, NV

13y 82,050 1,026 14 24

That's gonna be one costly weekend getaway for that poor guy! Could be an opportunity to get a smoking deal on a pin though...!

#11 12 years ago

JLW

jrrdw

Pinside member

White Hall, MD

14y 56,100 2,144 1 12

It got flagged. She better have solid evidence he's cheeting.

#12 12 years ago

RWH

Pinside member

Norwood, OH

13y 132K 9,928 2 10

Sounds like a new homicide in progress!

#13 12 years ago

904

HighProtein

904 Pinball Zine

13y 167K 6,348

DAMN! I would have rented a truck and help!

#14 12 years ago

HDC

HELLODEADCITY

Inactive member

15y 72,650 5,822 8

Yeah what would you do?
if it was just a real business trip and she sold everything?

#15 12 years ago

JLW

jrrdw

Pinside member

White Hall, MD

14y 56,100 2,144 1 12

Quoted from HELLODEADCITY:
Yeah what would you do?
if it was just a real business trip and she sold everything

That's why I said:

Quoted from jrrdw:
She better have solid evidence he's cheeting

It's all ways a 2 way street...marriage is! She could be selling his pins to make a quick get away with a different man...

#16 12 years ago

RWH

Pinside member

Norwood, OH

13y 132K 9,928 2 10

Quoted from RWH:
Sounds like a new homicide in progress!

That's exactly why I said the above!!!! On comes the the famous Jack Nicholas line: HONEY IIIIII'M HOME!!!!!!!

#17 12 years ago

???

Brokedad

Retired Pinside hero

14y 3,138

I got my TZ in a similar fashion. But it was the guy selling his two machines before his wife got it in the divorce settlement.

#18 12 years ago

BAY

VT8man

Pinside member

Wilderness, VA

14y 39,400 406 14 20

If she doesn't get the chance to sell them, she's probably just smash the glass on them. Yikes!

#19 12 years ago

SunKing

Pinside member

Houston, TX

13y 130K 3,983 5 21

Quoted from VT8man:
If she doesn't get the chance to sell them, she's probably just smash the glass on them. Yikes!

I remember seeing pics a member here posted of his machines that were smashed by his girlfriend. Used his guitar to smash 'em. Ouch. You're right "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned".

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