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Funny Craigs List Post


By nutshell79

8 years ago



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    #1 8 years ago

    got a good laugh out of this one.....

    chicago.craigslist.org link

    Jay Good point in case it gets flagged -

    My dear husband has his prized pinball collection, and I simply have my pride. That son of a bitch is on another one of his "weekend business trips" with that whore he thinks I don't know about. When he gets home on Monday, he is in for the shock of a lifetime. I will be gone and so will his collection.

    There are 6 pinball machines that I want gone by tomorrow. CASH only. The titles of the games are Spectrum, Haunted House, Twilight Zone, Class of 1812, Monopoly, and Avatar. I believe they all work just fine. He and his worthless friends are always playing them.

    Bring a truck, bring friends, because I have no clue how these things get moved. Make this easy and buy them all for ??? . First come , first served, and must be gone by tomorrow!

    #2 8 years ago

    Good ol' Craigslist. How did we survive without it? Although, I wouldn't mind the TZ or the Class of 1812

    #3 8 years ago

    LOL...As much as a pinslut that I am I could not take part in this. Although the HH is very tempting. If this ad is true I hope his weekend fling is worth it. I would not want to be there when he returns. Hope its not a member here.

    #4 8 years ago

    Hell hath no furry....

    #5 8 years ago

    Gotta copy/paste the content of the CL goodies into the post... they always end up flagged and we miss the joke if we don't see the post in time.

    #6 8 years ago

    The complete CL post...

    "My dear husband has his prized pinball collection, and I simply have my pride. That son of a bitch is on another one of his "weekend business trips" with that whore he thinks I don't know about. When he gets home on Monday, he is in for the shock of a lifetime. I will be gone and so will his collection.

    There are 6 pinball machines that I want gone by tomorrow. CASH only. The titles of the games are Spectrum, Haunted House, Twilight Zone, Class of 1812, Monopoly, and Avatar. I believe they all work just fine. He and his worthless friends are always playing them.

    Bring a truck, bring friends, because I have no clue how these things get moved. Make this easy and buy them all for ??? . First come , first served, and must be gone by tomorrow!"

    #7 8 years ago

    I'm dying to play a Spectrum.

    #8 8 years ago

    Well, at least I knew I didn't have to worry...not my lineup at all! Well, that and I don't cheat on my wife...there is that, too, I guess

    #9 8 years ago

    Some guy along his wife n kids get home from holiday only to find his gameroom gone and most of his household items =

    #10 8 years ago

    That's gonna be one costly weekend getaway for that poor guy! Could be an opportunity to get a smoking deal on a pin though...!

    #11 8 years ago

    It got flagged. She better have solid evidence he's cheeting.

    #12 8 years ago

    Sounds like a new homicide in progress!

    #13 8 years ago

    DAMN! I would have rented a truck and help!

    #14 8 years ago

    Yeah what would you do?
    if it was just a real business trip and she sold everything?

    #15 8 years ago
    Quoted from HELLODEADCITY:

    Yeah what would you do?
    if it was just a real business trip and she sold everything

    That's why I said:

    Quoted from jrrdw:

    She better have solid evidence he's cheeting

    It's all ways a 2 way street...marriage is! She could be selling his pins to make a quick get away with a different man...

    #16 8 years ago
    Quoted from RWH:

    Sounds like a new homicide in progress!

    That's exactly why I said the above!!!! On comes the the famous Jack Nicholas line: HONEY IIIIII'M HOME!!!!!!!

    #17 8 years ago

    I got my TZ in a similar fashion. But it was the guy selling his two machines before his wife got it in the divorce settlement.

    #18 8 years ago

    If she doesn't get the chance to sell them, she's probably just smash the glass on them. Yikes!

    #19 8 years ago
    Quoted from VT8man:

    If she doesn't get the chance to sell them, she's probably just smash the glass on them. Yikes!

    I remember seeing pics a member here posted of his machines that were smashed by his girlfriend. Used his guitar to smash 'em. Ouch. You're right "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned".

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