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Funny captions thread

By JohnnyPinball007

3 years ago


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    #5766 2 years ago
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    #5768 2 years ago
    Quoted from Dee-Bow:

    The racist stereotype that black people love chicken is a lil outdated Jeff. Don't know how funny that is.

    Its obvious you dont live in the south. They do like fried chicken and they do like watermelon. So what, so do I. How many of them are you around up there in Canada.

    #5769 2 years ago

    I consider this offensive. Its racist against us rednecks to assume we all watch nascar and have mullets and drive trucks and do meth and get out license suspended.

    #5775 2 years ago

    Decided to just drop the whole thing.

    #5910 2 years ago

    Doggies make my heart feel funny.

    #5915 2 years ago

    I like that little baby hand

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    #6063 2 years ago

    They can’t be killed if they can’t leave their house. Good luck with those tracking apps.

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    #6289 2 years ago

    Poor doggie

    #6295 2 years ago

    There is a sticker on a chain saw that says " do not put blade near genitals" for a reason.

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    #6494 2 years ago
    Quoted from LTG:

    LTG : )
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    That is funny

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    #6840 2 years ago
    Quoted from girloveswaffles:

    I kid you not. This is in the dining area in a Burger King in Bellflower Ca.
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    I dont get it

    #6841 2 years ago

    What is it called when you kill your best friend?

    Homiecide

    Seriously though, jokes about murder arent funny

    unless they are executed correctly

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    #11128 2 years ago

    Remember when you could afford concerts? My wife wanted to see Billy Joel and the tickets started at 300 bucks. What a joke. My first concert in 76 was 12 dollars for the best seats in I could get and I just went to the ticket counter at a record store and bought them, no online bullshit with a 50 dollar convenience fee. But this is probably for the bitch thread, back to funny stuff.

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    #11160 2 years ago

    Damn, I would love one of those

    #11263 2 years ago
    Quoted from Sean_bc:

    I agree. It's amazing how difficult it is to have a rational conversation about this topic. I've added it to politics and religion. Even though this has been heavily political...
    It's not a you versus me thing... It should be "don't you have any questions about what's going on" thing. Because as more time goes on, more data comes out and more questions arise.
    Policies have killed people. Mistakes have been made. Both sides keep focusing on the extremes.

    Lol, I would have been perma-booted from this thread for that.

    #11282 2 years ago

    I read that a cat can fall from height and not get hurt. I would love to see if it were true but I wouldn’t want to hurt the cat. Cats are good for tormenting but not hurting.

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    #11290 2 years ago
    Quoted from Zartan:

    We have flying squirrels in Ontario. When I went camping in The Pinery a group of kids brought a BB Gun and killed a group of them. The police were there for a while about it!
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_flying_squirrel

    There was a nest of birds in a pipe at the school a block from my house. My kids and I were watching them grow a d one day a kid took a stick and killed them. I lost my shit and my daughter said she knew where he lived. I went to the house and told his mother and she beat his ass in front of me. He deserved it.

    #11763 2 years ago

    I found the map to be pretty damn interesting, thanks for posting it.

    #11908 2 years ago
    Quoted from swampfire:

    Best use of this meme ever.
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    This is the best one yet, at least to me. I want it darks do quiet when I sleep. My wife wants the TV blaring and the lights on.

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    #12967 2 years ago

    What do you think was going on when Greg and Marsha both were living in the attic?

    #12970 2 years ago

    What’s funny is that when they were making these shows they had to keep the kids away from the adults because the adults were always ducking each other. I even read that Gilligan did Mrs Howell.

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    #13475 2 years ago

    This is funny

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