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I'll see your Walmart joke with another...
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Dog poop memes!
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Nice! 2 good ones that are connected to other memes. Just the other day I watched Cabin in the Woods for the first time. Dr Now is great, he really tries to help people and encourage them, but he will also tell it like it is - "you are fat because you eat too much, stop it!".
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Who can still remember the sort of weird taste of that hose water in their mouth, all these years later?
Quoted from HFK:Sometimes it gets hard for me to remember where stuff came from after 18 pages plus similar threads on a few other sites I visit.
Its all cool, I just wanted an excuse to use that yelling lady cat meme. I don't know why but I find it to be hilarious.
GREAT! Those yelling lady cat memes just never get old. The ones with the signs that are read two ways are great.
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Quoted from girloveswaffles:This topic needs more pinball MEMEs:
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Anyone remember this one?
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Reminds me of bonsaikitten.com, one of the great early pioneers of website satire. It was hilarious, and yanked the chains of so many people who thought it was real which made it even funnier.
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Somewhere out there is a website that is filled with the funny names on driver's licenses, don't remember where it was. Maybe it was this one, but it looks like there are lots of others floating around the internet. Well, this one alone is pretty hilarious, its got plenty that blow Loose Asshole out of the water.
Also engrish.com is pretty good. You have been warned, don't go there unless you have time to kill...
On a somewhat related note, this blog is pretty funny, this guy translates tattoos with "Asian" characters to show what they really mean. Looks like he stopped updating it a few years ago.
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No one OVER the age of 60 is going to get the Kirby joke.
Quoted from QuickSilverShelby:Dammit, I'm 52 and I don't get it. Someone please explain this to me.
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You have to be a child of the 90s who was into Nintendo gaming. Or, be into retro gaming. Kirby is one of the popular Nintendo characters with his own games. Not as well known as Mario but still pretty big. His main power is eating things by inhaling them, and he has Copy Ability so that he can gain the powers and characteristics of what he inhales. So, when the doctor tells him to inhale, he sucks in the doctor, and becomes him. 
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This one with the "older code" is great, one of the best in here. I think probably younger people will get it, but to really appreciate it you have to be old enough to remember back to when it was an actual big deal to have your own calculator, and that device was the max of technology at the time. It was a game-changer and we spent much time working on important things, like how to display that code.
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That chimney story comes from a UK tabloid called Sunday Sport. I’m tempted to subscribe! It’s like Weekly World News and The Onion had an offspring that was then sprinkled with soft porn.
Note that any of their web pages are likely NSFW.
Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:Do you think the pic captures the actual bastard or was that a recreation of events by a man acting like the bastard?
I think Sunday Sport has a team of people playing with Photoshop all day.
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Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:As shitty as the resolution this still shows well.
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Oh man I forgot about the trunk monkey. There’s a whole bunch of them on YouTube, they are all hilarious.
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I love the blocked ass signs. Whenever I'm traveling, on vacation, etc, I always have my eye out for signs that end in ass or asses, then I get a picture taken with some part of myself strategically blocking out all the letters except, well, you know. This is a very mature way to express yourself.
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The toast meme marked "yes" is pretty weak, the one marked "no" is the correct one. The one marked "you have failed" is pretty good too. In my world.
Quoted from girloveswaffles:DooM Cat:
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Flashback! I think had that same Packard Bell computer. Should have kept it for retro gaming.
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Quoted from mtn-:Haha. I love Florida man memes
https://pinside.com/pinball/forum/topic/florida-man-game#post-5635888
Quoted from swampfire:ForceFlow wins - great refresh to an aging meme template!
My caption was gonna be:
If only you had thought to pile the plate with vegetables - I would be the most famous cat meme on the internet!
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Quoted from Atari_Daze:Damn, sure do miss Mitch, gone too soon.
He's the greatest, heck you could create a whole thread of memes just from his jokes, that is just one of my favorites.
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Quoted from Thermionic:Hilariously over the top Mad Men era stuff, hard to believe it was “ok” even then:
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"World's Finest Projection Equipment" LOL
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Or you could make the first one 1965. I still remember one day when I lived in Maine, in the morning the weather report was that it was -15F. I said to my mom, but, but, its MINUS 15 Degrees! She said, yeah so what, get your ass outside to the bus stop and wait for the bus and go to school. And that was that.
Quoted from Blue_Agave:L = Jaws
Hah you posted as I was typing that. #L is the first thing I thought of when I saw the trend. Awesome movie, loved it when he pulled the license plate out of the shark. And its kind of a double hit here, since this plate number allegedly also references to another movie, James Bond Live and Let Die.
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Quoted from Mr_Tantrum:I can't find a caption of it, but my roommate and I in college would collect odd posters, headlines, etc. and tape them to the walls of our dorm room (some of the Robert Tilton posters were epic). I remember several of them, but one that has always stuck in my mind was from the National Enquirer probably sometime in 1988 where the cover story was something like "I was raped by a female Bigfoot". Just thinking about the mechanics of such an ordeal had us laughing uncontrollably. It was quite the conversation starter when we had visitors.
Oh man Robert Tilton. Those old Pastor Gas videos would make me laugh so much I would practically cry.
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Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:This one is real and there is some actual footage. But the white car was racing towards that building, hopped the curb and launched straight up, practically.
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Yep, that is near where I live. I used to make fun of movies for being dumb because cars would always go sailing through the air in different scenes, and I thought, well, a car cannot go flying up in the air because it weighs a ton or two and has no aerodynamics for lift. But then, physics. When you see the video of this one, you will believe that a car can fly, it is almost unbelievable the way that thing launches and goes airborne and embeds itself that high up in the building.
Well I won't leave you hanging, here is the video. Also, that black car that flashes by just before avoided getting t-boned into oblivion.
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The ice skating one is good, really good ++++++
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Staying with the theme.
If you like funny Amazon reviews, there are lots for the Wenger 16999 model Swiss Army Knife, the largest Swiss Army Knife with 87 implements.
https://uedata.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ
One of my favorites:
3.0 out of 5 stars Changed my life
Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2014
Received this knife as a gift for my 18th birthday. Wish I'd have known what it was because as soon as I touched it, I grew a mustache and became a Navy Seal. Mom fainted and my dad laughed and handed me a beer. I was born a girl.
Minus 2 stars because my breasts were really nice.
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Maybe it's time to start a thread devoted to 'discussing' you enthusiasm on this non-germane topic, and return this thread to its focus on funny captions
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Dang, that Godzilla museum is for real. Must. Go. To. Godzilla. Museum.
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Quoted from Eightball88:Some I don’t get, some I don’t get why they’re funny, but I enjoy enough of them to keep coming back.
To all the posters here, thanks!
I agree, yes. Also, sometimes there are repeats. A lot of them are OK, just kind of so-so. But its all cool. I keep in for the really good ones and something I haven't seen before, I mean come on, that Museum of Fire one above is just hilarious, that is perfectly done.
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Quoted from EJS:Where’s the one with the American breakfast with all that bacon is that a different thread I’m thinking of?
Not American, but this might work.
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JohnnyPin, I’ll give you props, that last run had some darn good ones in it that actually made me laugh.
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Quoted from swampfire:Is this funny or just sick?
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It’s funny, because, she is holding it upside down…
Quoted from Mr_Tantrum:Okay, enough dark humor memes for the day (at least from me).
The In The Air Tonight one was a good one, that one got a laugh out of me.
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Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:That is my favorite Christmas song.
It's right up there, but I gotta admit my favorite is Red Peters You ain't getting shit for Christmas.
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That one is guaranteed to whoosh by millennials or younger.
Man I was good at that game back in the day, lots of time wasted.
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Quoted from QuickSilverShelby:I never understood why that "cat closed eye" meme was considered the least bit funny but I'm not a cat owner so I suppose I'm not up on the outrageous hilarity that ensues when you own a cat.
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Like many of the memes here, it’s funny the first time, but not twenty times.
Then again, I never get tired of the screaming lady veggie cat memes and love every single one. So there’s no accounting for taste.
And kudos to those who followed up my post with more cat closed eye memes, I knew you’d come through.
Quoted from girloveswaffles:So what tune would one play to inflate the tire?
Anything by this group:
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Quoted from Mr_Tantrum:Reminds me of a quote from a movie I saw when I was just a wee lad in 1982, "They Call Me Bruce" (a Bruce Lee Kung Fu parity) when he a woman was joining him in the hot tub (if I recall accurately).
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That is one of the silliest movies ever made. That’s just one of a thousand gags in that one. Johnny Yune is a crack up.
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Quoted from Mr_Tantrum:Been boarded by game wardens a few times over the years. Results have been mixed, but all have pretty much been "by the book" and professional. I've received two different fines. One was for not having a fishing license, but the friend I was visiting told me I didn't need one when I asked beforehand since it was a privately owned lake - he was wrong. Warden was cool as we had only been on the lake for about an hour, but after issuing the fine he said we could keep fishing for as long as we wanted (which we did). I don't remember the fee amount, but it was the most expensive fishing license I've ever purchased. Second fine was when we had guests out on our wakeboard boat for the day. They had a young teenage son who I instructed several times that the law required him to have a life vest on at all times. I had already gotten onto him a couple of times that day when I saw the game warden approaching the boat, looked up into the rearview mirror, and there the kid was sitting in the back of the boat without his vest on. That was a hefty fine (around $200 if I recall), but I made his parents reimburse me (since I was the owner/driver of the boat, I got the ticket).
Someone I know very well was a district attorney prosecutor. They said the enforcement agency they hated the most to work with was Fish and Game. Because they would not bend an inch on things like reducing charges to get convictions done without trials.
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Not sure of the joke, but maybe this: Reminds me of a true story a friend from NJ told me. There was this pizza place that was seemingly in the business of selling a lot of pizzas. As evidenced by all of the pizza boxes they were buying. But then someone noticed that out in their trash were piles and piles of empty pizza boxes, which were still new and clean.
Sooo, they weren't making any pizzas after all. Not long after, it was shut down and I think some people went to jail.
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Quoted from Niterider:It has nothing to do with Men in Black.
It’s just Will presenting a washing machine. So when asked “Didn’t you just wear that last week?” It’s insinuating that “It’s called a washing machine, this is now clean and ready to wear again.”
Yes, that's it, and really its just the pose and the expression of Will Smith that makes it funny. I liked it because that is totally me, as I wear basically the same thing every day - jeans and a black t shirt. I could change the washing machine to a picture of a closet hung with a dozen black t shirts and it would be the same message.
I'm still looking for the ideal black t shirt, I have gone through dozens of different ones and haven't found one I really like yet. When I find the perfect one, I'm going to buy like 100 of them and just wear those for the rest of my life.
Annnd to keep in context in the thread, here is a black t shirt caption. Except, I would never wear this shirt, because I don't like any words, images, or logo on my shirts. Weird compulsion.
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Quoted from DCP:That was child actor Michael Leichsitt. Look it up.
Quoted from allsportdvd:I was thinking "Stuck in the middle with you" If you know the reference you know
Yep same one I thought of immediately.
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Jesus Christ I can’t stop laughing at BJ Titsandgolf
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The ToyYoda badge reminds me of when I was behind a guy with a Tacoma at Costco gas, and he had affixed a nice chrome "N" on the end of the badge on the rear gate so it said Tacoman. I saw it and I was all like "hey, Taco Man, awesome!" and at first he was staring at me like I was some sort of psychopath, then he realized what I meant and we had a laugh. I should have taken a pic of that.
Quoted from ZooDude:Really? I'm calling BS on that, I think just about everyone I know has an air compressor or access to one. By law the gas station has to let you use theirs for free, I'm calling it laziness or stupidity, that meme makes me lose faith in humanity.
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That’s a CA law, as I found out when I left and moved to AZ. Here you have to dump quarters into the compressors at the gas stations.
Quoted from ForceFlow:I went from radio, to tapes, to a separate CD player adapted to the tape deck, then a built-in CD drive, then an MP3 player adapted to the tape deck, then another MP3 player broadcasting over FM to the radio (which was fun when you passed other cars and they happened to be on the same station as you), then finally a smartphone with bluetooth. I can't imagine what might be next leap forward and the next wonky adaptation between the old built-in tech and the new one.
Same here, but you forgot one. I also had at one time the CD changer in the trunk
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