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Quoted from henrydwh:And apparently some assembly required. You have to put Godzilla's tail on!
How do we know the tail is Godzilla's?
Quoted from LTG:As I recall looked like a 45 only it was an album, not just one song on each side.
LTG : )
Quoted from JethroP:Actually, the 16 rpm records were 12”. The 45’s were 7”. They also made 7” records that played at 33 rpm, and they had the small spindle hole, not the large ones like 45’s.
Didn't they also use the 16 2/3 RPM speed for record recorders too? With a microphone. Like a Dictaphone.
Quoted from swampfire:Next up: FDA advises against jerking off with barbed wire
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Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:You can click on the quote I made and see which one.
I only realized that myself a few weeks ago, it is a nice feature.
I hope you and everyone here has a great weekend!
I had no idea you could do that, either! Thanks for pointing that out!
I've always just guessed at what image someone was quoting, in threads.
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At first I wasn't thinking "one ring", as in call them... I was thinking "one ring to remove it all" was referring to clearing stuff out after a divorce
Quoted from QuickSilverShelby:Oh damn! I thought it was some sort of subtle, sexual innuendo sort of joke. I get it now......"good morning can opener"... duh. Obviously I have never had a cat in my life and perhaps I need a little help or maybe I'm just a little off
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Quoted from Mr_Tantrum:Come on now, I posted this just two pages back.
What happens to me all the time - I save a bunch of memes from a couple different sources....then forget which ones came from where, and worry I'll repost the same
Hopefully I'm not the only one this happens to.
Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:This one is personal to me; I just purchased a bunch of lumber today. [quoted image]
I think grandpa's advice about not taking any wooden nickels no longer holds true!
Quoted from QuickSilverShelby:That's not a crack he's stepping on. It's a concrete expansion joint. If it was actually a crack in the picture it might have helped me with the joke and it would have helped my obviously superior, logical brain, understand the laymen humor.
But thank you for bringing me down a level or two to "get it"
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I confess. I didn't even think about the "crack". I focused on him not having shoes on; and I was thinking he was whining about not having shoes, but wanted a bunch of free money for a super fancy pair of new shoes or something.
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Love this. Many years ago, I even had one of the old school leather keyfobs that said "Vette" for my....Chevette keys.
I always used to tell everyone we'd take my Vette...this is the first time I ever saw an actual meme/joke saying it though.
I miss my Vette
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I like this!
I'll have to share this with others...
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I had that one saved up for this week. You beat me to it
I'm offended
Quoted from ForceFlow:Sure, why not at this point.
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I'm hoping my expectations aren't too high here, but this one comes with a redhead right?
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Man, you really have to zoom in to see some of that.
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There's only one car for the job...
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Quoted from transprtr4u:Hopefully a slip knot !
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Does the 69 debate have anything to do with the aforementioned (though I believe misspelled) slut knot?
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Quoted from transprtr4u:No it's not !
Definitely looks more like a stone to me.
Quoted from Sandman33:Yeah but what gender is it?
That appears to be a grey area.
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This left me wondering... Just exactly how much I would pay for hand doorhandies... Then I re-read it, and am thinking maybe I'm in the wrong thread
Quoted from RTR:I would love to shit can DST, but I don't think we can do it without adjusting some of the time zones and that might be the hardest obstacle.
Maybe we should just change the clocks by a half hour and call it good... Now then, is that a half hour forward or a half hour back
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Quoted from KING-HENRY:It is a rock, it’s just not petrified yet
A petrified rock?
Now THAT'S something to shake a stick at.
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